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  1. @Jamie_MacDonald Game on. You’re William fucking Shakesmear, remember. 3:09 AM Apr 16th from web
  2. @Jamie_MacDonald Yes, which I know for a fact you have done. Keep your chin up. Hate finds a way. 3:08 AM Apr 16th from web
  3. @Jamie_MacDonald Yes, but it’s a new and ever-so-trendy tool in the arsenal. 3:07 AM Apr 16th from web
  4. @Jamie_MacDonald There are other ways to put the box-ticking stumpfuckers to rights. No one’s banned you from Twatter... 3:06 AM Apr 16th from web
  5. @Jamie_MacDonald Because hacks are the only ones allowed to bend the truth into balloon animals. 3:06 AM Apr 16th from web
  6. @Jamie_MacDonald It seems one can no longer call a spade a cunt. 3:04 AM Apr 16th from web
  7. Is terminating with extreme prejudice. 10:38 AM Apr 9th from web
  8. @Jamie_MacDonald it's all going a bit Scorsese. heads in vices and desert burials. fingers crossed. 10:37 AM Apr 9th from web in reply to Jamie_MacDonald
  9. Is sticking a gerbil up the arse of power. 9:55 AM Apr 6th from web
  10. is reminding himself that he’s a goody not a baddie; that he’s Graeme fucking Garden. 9:34 AM Apr 6th from web
  11. suspects the best way to lower his blood pressure is to slit his wrists. 9:41 AM Apr 2nd from web
  12. Hey fuckwits, vote Tucker for #followfriday 8:24 AM Apr 2nd from web
  13. notes that Action Men don’t have genitals 6:14 AM Apr 1st from web
  14. fucking aubergine?! I have just threatened the life of a room service waitress. 5:21 AM Apr 1st from web
  15. Is wondering if eggplant is actually what it sounds like. Takes a punt. 5:14 AM Apr 1st from web
  16. hopes they one day put all of them on the fucking moon. 3:18 AM Apr 1st from web
  17. ...has just bought a big gun. 6:14 AM Mar 27th from web
  18. Malcolm Tucker is as mad as a jar of Jacksons. 4:19 AM Mar 27th from web
  19. Malcolm Tucker is apoplectic with rage 5:24 AM Mar 23rd from web
  20. @Jamie_MacDonald Poison fucking dental floss'd be nearer the mark mate. What about the old club him to death with frozen lamb thing? 9:16 AM Mar 19th from web in reply to Jamie_MacDonald