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  1. @Jamie_MacDonald Game on. You’re William fucking Shakesmear, remember.
  2. @Jamie_MacDonald Yes, which I know for a fact you have done. Keep your chin up. Hate finds a way.
  3. @Jamie_MacDonald Yes, but it’s a new and ever-so-trendy tool in the arsenal.
  4. @Jamie_MacDonald There are other ways to put the box-ticking stumpfuckers to rights. No one’s banned you from Twatter...
  5. @Jamie_MacDonald Because hacks are the only ones allowed to bend the truth into balloon animals.
  6. @Jamie_MacDonald It seems one can no longer call a spade a cunt.
  7. Is terminating with extreme prejudice.
  8. @Jamie_MacDonald it's all going a bit Scorsese. heads in vices and desert burials. fingers crossed.
  9. Is sticking a gerbil up the arse of power.
  10. is reminding himself that he’s a goody not a baddie; that he’s Graeme fucking Garden.
  11. suspects the best way to lower his blood pressure is to slit his wrists.
  12. Hey fuckwits, vote Tucker for #followfriday
  13. notes that Action Men don’t have genitals
  14. fucking aubergine?! I have just threatened the life of a room service waitress.
  15. Is wondering if eggplant is actually what it sounds like. Takes a punt.
  16. hopes they one day put all of them on the fucking moon.
  17. ...has just bought a big gun.
  18. Malcolm Tucker is as mad as a jar of Jacksons.
  19. Malcolm Tucker is apoplectic with rage
  20. @Jamie_MacDonald Poison fucking dental floss'd be nearer the mark mate. What about the old club him to death with frozen lamb thing?