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Malarkey

  1. @fabianwabbel Tickets went in a little over two days, sorry. I was amazed. 23 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to fabianwabbel
  2. If you’ve not heard John Cooper Clarke, start with Hire Car. youtube.com/watch?v=LnuYlu… about 13 hours ago via YouTube on iOS
  3. Watched a documentary about John Cooper Clarke. I think I’ll read one of his poems at a conference. That’ll be fun. about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. @Si Sorry buddy, I wasn’t meaning you. I meant the HTML fiasco today and the stupid designing in a browser article earlier in the week. about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Si
  5. @nternetinspired Dammit! I better make sure the neighbours can’t hear! about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to nternetinspired
  6. A bit of Lisa Stansfield this afternoon, methinks. about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. .@netmag @tom_may You think you made yourself look better taking that down? Hannah should’ve corrected it with <del> and <ins> tags. about 20 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. .@hereinthehive I printed your @netmag article out and posted it to all three of my friends. about 20 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to hereinthehive
  9. .@netmag @tom_may Don’t you dare edit or remove that SEO/HTML5 article! Let people comment and the author learn from her mistakes. about 20 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. @emmaboulton That’s possible. But poor editorial could also be to blame. about 20 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to emmaboulton
  11. I feel that the quality of @netmag articles, especially opinion pieces, has dropped through the floor recently. about 20 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. There’s no one here but those who reside at this home address, so I’m playing me some country music. Out loud. about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. ★ BOOM, TISH, BOOM BOOM TISH bit.ly/KgbJVN about 24 hours ago via twitterfeed
  14. @markwallis @tadywankenobi It was a lame gag. I wish I hadn’t tried it :/ about 24 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to markwallis
  15. @danjdavies NOT WESTERN! 3:36 AM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to danjdavies
  16. Blogging about how this music license malarkey applies to me (and maybe you.) 3:01 AM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. As it’s just me and Mrs. M in our home office, I doubt we need a licence. Still, very grey area. 2:47 AM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS