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Major_Asshat

Heheheh Nappa.. you silly little fucker.. 2 minutes ago via web
@sutterink WTF is WTFSutter? 3 minutes ago via web in reply to sutterink
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 minutes ago via web
34,600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =o 4 minutes ago via web
@tripletmom98 No... instead I interject "HAMMER TIME!" 5 minutes ago via web in reply to tripletmom98
Man Darth Vader is all hype.. Darth Maul was TWICE the Sith Vader ever was.. 6 minutes ago via web
iLikeSEXDaily Riding cock (animated) i.imgur.com/grlrW.gif 8 minutes ago via Buffer Retweeted by Major_Asshat
#ListeningTo Mr. Brightside - The Killers 8 minutes ago via web
@iTiffyy Aww thanks Tiff =D 9 minutes ago via web in reply to iTiffyy
@eTHEgoddess Yeah but the only ones who have to worry are them "thick white girls" 10 minutes ago via web in reply to eTHEgoddess
WHERE IS THE LOCATION OF THE REBEL BASE?!? hehe Darth Vader 11 minutes ago via web
You know you're a Star Wars geek if.... you purposely talk into the fan to imitate Darth Vader. 12 minutes ago via web
@tripletmom98 Sweet! I'm going to try that.. 13 minutes ago via web in reply to tripletmom98
Where's a Yoda bot ? 14 minutes ago via web
Hmm.. HHH? twitter.com/Major_Asshat/s… 16 minutes ago via web
@tripletmom98 Did you mistake the store for the airport? =x 18 minutes ago via web in reply to tripletmom98
@ProfessorSegers Sometimes people are just HORN-y =D 19 minutes ago via web in reply to ProfessorSegers
OH JOY MORE CHILI PEPPERS #Q877 Did they front money for your station or something? 20 minutes ago via web
@PixieChixie36 I'd start putting boots to asses if it were me.. 21 minutes ago via web in reply to PixieChixie36
@KurtSchlichter Oh shit! =o That's boss! 21 minutes ago via web in reply to KurtSchlichter

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