Get short, timely messages from Majandra Delfino.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @MajandraD.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow MajandraD to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

MajandraD

  1. I've said it once and I'll say it again: wash your hands before you pee, people. Get your f-ing priorities straight!
  2. Turns out my husband loves a pregnant chic. Hmm. Well, I might have to pull a Tori. Let's see.
  3. No I'm not talking about Maude. She's super secure in her fur. A little too much if you ask me.
  4. It's funny how those who want us to rise above body image stuff are so obsessed with body image stuff. Weeeeird.
  5. Maude definitely looks at my stomach and thinks WTF.
  6. Today was a big day for me and my cleaning lady. She learned that sometimes I go in my room and pass out for hours just cuz. #TheBiz #Sreepy
  7. Dang Les Mis looks gooooooood.
  8. Oh my god when you get a follower who doesn't get sarcasm....or how to press the unfollow button. Lordy geez!
  9. I sometimes just want to respond to mass emails w/ "BCC!!" Just seeing your innocent email amongst a hundred unknown ones... #rape
  10. @wavesofstatic Aww! Thanks man!
  11. I know there has been some gun activity in koreatown for the past two days, but what can I say? #iheartyou #koreatown #always #ikissyou
  12. @LarchmontLA The shutting down of the hardware store broke my heart. That place was so great & useful. Larchmont is not the same w/out it.