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  1. Had a gas leak at the fart factory. The Fire Dept came out to help resolve the issue. I guess they are not use to dealing with a$$holes. 3:05 PM Nov 28th from web
  2. I just fired someone at the fart factory today for being a fart knocker. We don't fart around at: http://www.fartsfromthehear... 11:34 AM Nov 21st from web
  3. Was at The New Moon premier tonight and fired out a gigantic butt rocket during the kiss sequence. That was one way to vacate a theater. 8:52 PM Nov 16th from web
  4. I have been firing out popcorn farts all night. Pop, pop and pop all the way to the bank! My farts will save the economy. 8:41 PM Nov 16th from web
  5. Become a fart collector today, join the fart revolution!: http://bit.ly/CugoK 9:49 AM Nov 13th from web
  6. I am about 3 seconds away from stinking up the joint!: http://bit.ly/Cwd6n 9:47 AM Nov 13th from web
  7. Science confirms that farting reduces blood pressure because when the body releases hydrogen sulphide this acts as a regulator to our body. 9:46 AM Nov 13th from web
  8. You call smelling your own farts gross - I call it quality control: http://fartsfromtheheart.com/ 9:42 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. Show them you have class by giving them a vile of my a$$!: http://fartsfromtheheart.com/ 9:41 AM Nov 13th from web
  10. Oh not again - just fired out a double trouble! 9:40 AM Nov 13th from web
  11. I am brewing up the perfect storm right now. Prepare to enter your fall out shelters - this one is going to kill! 9:36 AM Nov 13th from web
  12. WTF - What the Fart? 9:06 AM Nov 5th from web
  13. Are you directing that last question at my a$$? @Brettconyers 10:04 AM Nov 2nd from web
  14. I wish the fart fairy would return! @danadearmond 10:04 AM Nov 2nd from web
  15. Your farts are so robotic! @fart_robot 12:49 PM Oct 30th from web
  16. Hey stinky! @fartscom 12:45 PM Oct 30th from web
  17. I had a gigantic fart this morning wake me pre-empting my alarm clock by 5 minutes. I call this nature's alarm fart. 1:27 PM Oct 29th from web
  18. I ask myself the same question about putting farts in a bottle! @glueluwg 1:25 PM Oct 29th from web
  19. Your cousin's bike sounds like my a$$ on steroids! @johnraser 1:24 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. You sound like you are speaking out of your a$$ @youngbass 1:24 PM Oct 29th from web
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  • Bio I blow farts for a living and although the job is not glamorous the money is good.
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