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MaikHempel

@sampology Ur album is great man. It would be the sound track to my life if I were an astronaut in the 80's. In a good way. #Doomsday 3:15 AM May 30th via web
@leannekimsmith and testicles in their heads. They really are a superior species. 10:01 PM May 26th via Plume for Android in reply to leannekimsmith
@StephenMerchant Hello Steve, I didn't realise you were on Twitter. What have I missed? Can you sum it up in three words or less. 7:39 AM May 26th via Plume for Android
@skatingprince youtube.com/watch?v=_lI9iP… I reckon this would have been right up your alley, had you lived in Germany in the 80's. 10:19 AM May 24th via web
“@Ethan_SZ_Viking When I unfriend people on fb I make sure it is their birthday” 6:33 PM May 23rd via Plume for Android
@skatingprince I know. I love it because he doesn't give a shit. We went to the taping of his new show last night. 6:23 PM May 23rd via Plume for Android in reply to skatingprince
“@skatingprince “@oz_f Shaun Micallef trolling Channel 10's "Breakfast" is the best thing I've seen: youtu.be/K_p37bHdCM4”” 8:11 AM May 23rd via Plume for Android
@skatingprince says the Frankfurter Allgemeine? 7:52 AM May 23rd via Plume for Android in reply to skatingprince
@chilly3983 @stephenfry neither did I. I've embarrassed myself. 4:50 PM May 22nd via Plume for Android in reply to stephenfry
@Ethan_SZ_Viking that's what I like about you, Ethan. Your random reptile facts. I've always said it. 4:46 PM May 22nd via Plume for Android in reply to Ethan_SZ_Viking
@skatingprince Far out brussel sprout (excuse me). You're clip is gaining momentum like some sort of avalanche analogy. 9:05 AM May 22nd via Plume for Android
@skatingprince different guy, though I'm sure he could tell you a similar story. He seemed to love it. 6:00 PM May 15th via Plume for Android in reply to skatingprince
@skatingprince my mate from high school just posted your music video, independently of me. That's when you know you've made it. 6:10 AM May 15th via Plume for Android
. @skatingprince <-- This guy made this --> vimeo.com/42065164 Its an animated music video. Awesome. The video, not him... he's a dickhead 6:48 AM May 14th via web
davecallantwit HEY FILMING MOBILE WOMAN. Respect your choice to clog up the youtubes but right now you can watch this in 3D Hi Def widescreen IN YOUR EYES 6:15 AM May 14th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by MaikHempel and 25 others
“@skatingprince Let us place another crustacean 'pon the barbeque ...” 8:10 AM May 9th via Plume for Android
@skatingprince my greatest memory of you is you doing a BBC news reporter 8:06 AM May 9th via Plume for Android in reply to skatingprince
@Ethan_SZ_Viking during 3:45 AM May 8th via Plume for Android in reply to Ethan_SZ_Viking
Retweeting tweets you were mentioned in is like going up to people and retelling a story about you that your mate told someone else. 8:31 AM May 7th via Plume for Android
@Franstinchcombe @KimberleyNixon1 is that a KP quote? 1:27 AM May 6th via Plume for Android in reply to KimberleyNixon1

Name Maik Hempel
Location Melbourne, Australia
Web http://www.maikhe...
Bio Independent writer | director | animator | human bipedal. I made Rashman http://www.splicefest.com and Mollusks http://www.mollusks-theseries.com