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MaikHempel

  1. @sampology Ur album is great man. It would be the sound track to my life if I were an astronaut in the 80's. In a good way. #Doomsday
  2. @leannekimsmith and testicles in their heads. They really are a superior species.
  3. @StephenMerchant Hello Steve, I didn't realise you were on Twitter. What have I missed? Can you sum it up in three words or less.
  4. @skatingprince youtube.com/watch?v=_lI9iP… I reckon this would have been right up your alley, had you lived in Germany in the 80's.
  5. “@Ethan_SZ_Viking When I unfriend people on fb I make sure it is their birthday”
  6. @skatingprince I know. I love it because he doesn't give a shit. We went to the taping of his new show last night.
  7. “@skatingprince “@oz_f Shaun Micallef trolling Channel 10's "Breakfast" is the best thing I've seen: youtu.be/K_p37bHdCM4””
  8. @skatingprince says the Frankfurter Allgemeine?
  9. @chilly3983 @stephenfry neither did I. I've embarrassed myself.
  10. @Ethan_SZ_Viking that's what I like about you, Ethan. Your random reptile facts. I've always said it.
  11. @skatingprince Far out brussel sprout (excuse me). You're clip is gaining momentum like some sort of avalanche analogy.
  12. @skatingprince different guy, though I'm sure he could tell you a similar story. He seemed to love it.
  13. @skatingprince my mate from high school just posted your music video, independently of me. That's when you know you've made it.
  14. . @skatingprince <-- This guy made this --> vimeo.com/42065164 Its an animated music video. Awesome. The video, not him... he's a dickhead
  15. “@skatingprince Let us place another crustacean 'pon the barbeque ...”
  16. @skatingprince my greatest memory of you is you doing a BBC news reporter
  17. @Ethan_SZ_Viking during
  18. Retweeting tweets you were mentioned in is like going up to people and retelling a story about you that your mate told someone else.
  19. @Franstinchcombe @KimberleyNixon1 is that a KP quote?