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  1. @jenna_valentine ...I could never introduce you to my father. He'd ask to see the girls I swear on my fucking life. #puertoricans 3 minutes ago from web in reply to jenna_valentine
  2. My dad to Matthew today: "So you got the new futon? Take it easy on her..." OH GOD. BRAIN BLEACH. 10 minutes ago from web
  3. @jmdarling That better be pumpkin eggnog.... 19 minutes ago from web in reply to jmdarling
  4. Hi, my name is Maga and I challenge rock stars to go binge drinking. O, woe is me. 32 minutes ago from web
  5. My only guy pet peeve? Farting. WHY DO MEN SEEM TO FART SO MUCH? It's unbelievable. What is wrong with your plumbing, opposite sex? about 1 hour ago from web
  6. @darthxcthulhu YOU SHUT UP, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!! about 1 hour ago from web in reply to darthxcthulhu
  7. My cat is not allowed on our new futon, do you think she'll comply? Stupid cat. Why did we get a cat. BUT SHE'S SO FLUFFY. I hate that cat. about 2 hours ago from web
  8. You should have a GG account today because @ronniewk is in all her Christmas-y glory, and if you can't see her new set, you're gay. about 5 hours ago from web
  9. http://suicidemachine.org ....someday. about 5 hours ago from web
  10. No one is attractive on the Jersey Shore! I'll stick to my sickly and pale fellas, thanks. about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
  11. @jmdarling There IS something alluring about a woman that can cook and doesn't give a shit about society's standards. about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to jmdarling
  12. Paula Deen rules my life. about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
  13. Instead of a beer, I'm having an equally tasty latte lite with coconut flavoring from DD's. Mmm. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
  14. I don't like my cat anymore, she's such a god damned bitch. I miss my dog! about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
  15. Apparently most of my followers are alcoholics. #fact about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
  16. I could go for a beer. Yeah, I know it's only 9 am. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  17. Homemade coquito for my friends visiting from out of state tonight, thanks ma and pa. 3:29 PM Dec 22nd from UberTwitter
  18. @Michaelayars Muse happens. 3:16 PM Dec 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to Michaelayars
  19. I love @muse! Look, I'm just going to get more annoying as March rolls in closer and closer. OUT OF CONTROL. #fanatic 2:36 PM Dec 22nd from UberTwitter
  20. Vikki Blows is hot. And she's English. Jeeze! 12:50 PM Dec 22nd from web