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@massholemommy Thank you. 3:07 AM May 2nd via web in reply to massholemommy
@massholemommy Thanks, I'm happy to know my continued existence is a positive. :) 3:04 AM May 2nd via web in reply to massholemommy
Has anyone seen Iron Man Extremis and found the visual style extremely jarring and disconcerting? 3:01 AM May 2nd via web
I ought to update my profile pic here. Perhaps when I get that new hat.. 3:01 AM May 2nd via web
@massholemommy It has indeed been a while. Also since I wrote anything or was on twitter for any length of time. But! I'm alive, promise. 2:59 AM May 2nd via web in reply to massholemommy
@massholemommy How have you been? 2:58 AM May 2nd via web in reply to massholemommy
That's oversimplifying of course, but hey, choice of medium. 2:57 AM May 2nd via web
Not when we develop big "shoot right here" dishes to be mounted on tanks that are supposed to give enemy combatants nausea. 2:56 AM May 2nd via web
I can't honestly support a viewpoint that blames legislative and executive payroll for our deficit. 2:56 AM May 2nd via web
Should the President make so much money? He is the highest government official in our country, he is more important than any other. 2:55 AM May 2nd via web
@massholemommy Working retail in Flagstaff I don't have the spare to fix or replace it and so the computer takes last place priority. 2:53 AM May 2nd via web in reply to massholemommy
@massholemommy Behind a broken MBP, and behind am (if you can call them that) working WalMart register. 2:52 AM May 2nd via web in reply to massholemommy
@massholemommy I'm sorry for your loss, amico. 2:49 AM May 2nd via web in reply to massholemommy
Do I have any artist followers who would like a bit more advertisement? I'd like some commissions done... Nothing sexual. 2:47 AM May 2nd via web
Which is worse: billions of dollars on military R&D that'll never see battle? or paying the President highly? I say a is worse than b. 2:47 AM May 2nd via web
Had an amusing conversation with my direct supervisor of the night shift variety (I'm not nights). 2:46 AM May 2nd via web
God, it's been much more annoying that my initials are that of a less than great soft rock band ever since I joined twitter. 6:15 PM Apr 25th via Trillian
Bad news, bad news, bad news. All fucking day. 5:46 PM Apr 25th via Trillian
Apparantly according to a youtube HTC commercial, skydiving w/ apparent partner and parachut is "DO NOT ATTEMPT". Huh. 2:42 PM Apr 25th via Trillian

Name Dash M. Barlow
Location Flagstaff, Az (Home is NYC)
Web http://www.thedmb...
Bio Salve. Io sono il Maestro. About me? I'm an Apple-centric tech-head. I'm a fearless Liberal & Socialist. I'm a DJ & an MC. Proceed As The Way Opens.