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  1. well, hello there. 8:48 AM Nov 22nd from web
  2. @aprilbelle Commencing book writing in 3--2--1. So nice of you to say; thanks! 5:33 AM Aug 19th from Tweetie in reply to aprilbelle
  3. @badinfluencegrl v. welcome. thank YOU! 7:39 AM Aug 9th from Tweetie in reply to badinfluencegrl
  4. @margaretcho Nice segment! Especially the part about extra credit. Teeee! 10:13 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to margaretcho
  5. Today 5 mins and 6 seconds after 4 it will be 04:05:06: 07/08/09. This will never happen again in our life. Pass it on. Geeeeeek. 2:00 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
  6. I wonder if I'd be this sick of ALL THINGS CUPCAKE if I were still a cupcake eater. Maybe I'm a terrible person. For eschewing tiny cakes. 6:25 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  7. Period bloat: it sounds like nbd, but have you ever SEEN four pounds of water? Bleh. Me and my vibrators are going to bed with Mr. Merlot. 4:19 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  8. Newsflash, swimwear designers: I have 34DD boobs. Thus, I vote that halters stay on my list of options. OMGSTOPMAKINGBANDEAUBIKINITOPS! 11:25 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  9. @aagblog Fuck ponies (no, not really!), I want an iPhone 3GS like Gram does. You know, so I can post from the field. Who's with me?! 10:22 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to aagblog
  10. Whoa, me an' AAG are now on the Fleshbot masthead. Guess I better start posting again. **wink!** 10:06 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  11. Looking forward to not scrambling to meet Friday deadlines; they're already met! Also? Please send Doritos and chocolate. That is all. 9:49 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
  12. I just put a harness on my cat so she can't escape yet another collar. Crafty bitch saved up all her shedding for RIGHTNOWANDONMYCLEAVAGE. 12:46 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie
  13. All the green overlays on Twitter avatars are making me feel nauseous. I can't take it. It's like Shrek puked on @neilhimself's face. Boo. 10:54 PM Jun 20th from Tweetie
  14. The thing about all this working out that I've been doing? Everything's smaller but my tits. At this rate I'll tip over on August 3rd. 8:18 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
  15. @patjones_coach ugh, don't i know it. 7:45 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie in reply to patjones_coach
  16. Weeks without sex have taken their toll on my inherent masochism; this morning I tweezed my bikini line. A lot. Fuck me. No, really. 5:53 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
  17. Had great reconnecting convo with gf in Cali. Apparently I'm not tweeting enough... Who wants to pay me to do this?! Also: I'm all tan, FTW. 8:05 PM Jun 17th from Tweetie
  18. @ScarletStSyr You're welcome! Thanks for lovely lady lust. 7:41 PM Jun 7th from Tweetie in reply to ScarletLotus
  19. @_Carmen_ nooooooooooooo! 8:46 PM Jun 1st from web in reply to _Carmen_
  20. I'd forgotten how nice summer naps are. Especially when paired with masturbation and air conditioning. 1:12 PM Jun 1st from web