MadelineGlass
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well, hello there.
8:48 AM Nov 22nd
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@ Commencing book writing in 3--2--1.
So nice of you to say; thanks!
5:33 AM Aug 19th
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in reply to aprilbelle
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@ v. welcome. thank YOU!
7:39 AM Aug 9th
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in reply to badinfluencegrl
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@ Nice segment! Especially the part about extra credit.
Teeee!
10:13 AM Jul 9th
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in reply to margaretcho
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Today 5 mins and 6 seconds after 4 it will be 04:05:06: 07/08/09. This will never happen again in our life. Pass it on.
Geeeeeek.
2:00 PM Jul 8th
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I wonder if I'd be this sick of ALL THINGS CUPCAKE if I were still a cupcake eater.
Maybe I'm a terrible person. For eschewing tiny cakes.
6:25 PM Jul 7th
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Period bloat: it sounds like nbd, but have you ever SEEN four pounds of water?
Bleh. Me and my vibrators are going to bed with Mr. Merlot.
4:19 PM Jul 7th
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Newsflash, swimwear designers: I have 34DD boobs. Thus, I vote that halters stay on my list of options. OMGSTOPMAKINGBANDEAUBIKINITOPS!
11:25 AM Jul 6th
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@ Fuck ponies (no, not really!), I want an iPhone 3GS like Gram does. You know, so I can post from the field.
Who's with me?!
10:22 AM Jul 6th
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in reply to aagblog
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Whoa, me an' AAG are now on the Fleshbot masthead. Guess I better start posting again.
**wink!**
10:06 AM Jul 6th
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Looking forward to not scrambling to meet Friday deadlines; they're already met!
Also? Please send Doritos and chocolate. That is all.
9:49 PM Jul 2nd
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I just put a harness on my cat so she can't escape yet another collar. Crafty bitch saved up all her shedding for RIGHTNOWANDONMYCLEAVAGE.
12:46 PM Jun 24th
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All the green overlays on Twitter avatars are making me feel nauseous. I can't take it. It's like Shrek puked on @'s face. Boo.
10:54 PM Jun 20th
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The thing about all this working out that I've been doing? Everything's smaller but my tits.
At this rate I'll tip over on August 3rd.
8:18 AM Jun 19th
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@ ugh, don't i know it.
7:45 AM Jun 19th
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in reply to patjones_coach
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Weeks without sex have taken their toll on my inherent masochism; this morning I tweezed my bikini line.
A lot.
Fuck me.
No, really.
5:53 AM Jun 19th
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Had great reconnecting convo with gf in Cali. Apparently I'm not tweeting enough... Who wants to pay me to do this?!
Also: I'm all tan, FTW.
8:05 PM Jun 17th
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@ You're welcome! Thanks for lovely lady lust.
7:41 PM Jun 7th
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in reply to ScarletLotus
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@ nooooooooooooo!
8:46 PM Jun 1st
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in reply to _Carmen_
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I'd forgotten how nice summer naps are. Especially when paired with masturbation and air conditioning.
1:12 PM Jun 1st
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- Name Madeline Glass
- Location In the Middle
- Web http://madelinein...
- Bio Prim and Properly Perverted Parent
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