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  1. That shit is funny! I've managed to totally avoid that dumb ass show. And seeing "Snooki" take a blast like that...makes me glad I have.
  2. RT @seymorebutts: trying 2 get SNOOKI from JERSEY SHORE in a movie. any girl that can take a punch like that has to take it in "da tush" ...
  3. Upgrade mania!! :) RT @crackberry: *UPDATED* Leaked: BlackBerry Messenger 5.0.0.55. http://tinyurl.com/yegmwhc
  4. I frickin' love @TruTV 's "Bait Car." It makes my night!
  5. I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Richard Pryor didn't make a single bad movie. Not a one!!
  6. Tree is up, puppies are washed, house is cleaned, and I have a Dark & Stormy in my hand. What a beautiful day!
  7. KTVU puts Michelle Obama under "Weird?" I LOVE you Channel 2!!! http://yfrog.com/3li5cp
  8. Wow...just wow... RT @GreatDismal: Check out @Detainee063
  9. @conradoldcorn Thanks. I appreciate it. It's only happened twice in two days, but it was pretty weird. :) #tdsupport
  10. Is anybody else using @TweetDeck getting occasional random tweets from people you're not associated with? It's kinda freakin' me out.
  11. Bill Nye the Science Guy is on Dr. Oz! That makes it almost watchable.
  12. "Riverdance" is coming to an end! Oh no! What will I NOT go see now!?!?!?
  13. Warning to the next jackhole I see in a Santa hat: I'm carrying a Super-Soaker full of naplam and a bbq lighter. BACK OFF.
  14. Okay. Just finished watching "The Plague." So much for my day watching GOOD horror movies...
  15. I just watched "Borderland." Anyone know who I can contact about getting my 105 minutes back?
  16. @Syfy From all these tweets, I'm not sure I can wait another 5 minutes!!
  17. First tweet from uberTwitter. Pretty sweet little app. Laying in bed, geeking out. No wonder I'm not married.
  18. I am now the proud owner of a Blackberry 9700!! SO pretty! Oh, and Happy Birthday Walt Disney!!!!
  19. Dear Forbes, Thanks for showing people where to get illegal movies... http://post.ly/EDfb
  20. I'm thinking "Empire State of Mind" parody time. "Hebrew State of Mind" "Jewwww Yooooork..." I nominate @AriShaffir. He's hilarious!