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  1. @bronska01 Sorry. Too quick. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to bronska01
  2. Innuendo is an Italian word meaning suppository RT @bronska01: @matchtrick I'd like to be your innuendo. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. @matchtrick Scientific studies have just found that ripping it off quickly hurts less. True story. about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to matchtrick
  4. @matchtrick Hey, you give the viewers what they want. Can you Kyle and Jacki O impersonations? about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to matchtrick
  5. @bronska01 oh. He's just been released. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to bronska01
  6. @matchtrick Say hi to #bluesputumman for me. I feel like we've known each other forever. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to matchtrick
  7. @bronska01 Folow @matchtrick. He got bitten by a snake and is currently handing cups of pee to cute nurses right now. about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to bronska01
  8. @matchtrick Dr House has competition on his hands I tells ya. DId you ask Blue Sputum man if had been drinking industrial cleaner? about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to matchtrick
  9. @matchtrick My kids had blue poo this week from eating blue icing on a birthday cake. It was kinda awesome. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to matchtrick
  10. RT @matchtrick: Are you there God? It's me, @matchtrick #tweetlikeJudyBlume about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. Serving the public on this mighty states mighty public infrastructure is an honour and privilege #tweetlikeAndyBlume about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. There's only 3 beers left in the fridge. FML #tweetlikeAndyBlume about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. @ellymc Scotch has been opened and imbibed. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ellymc
  14. @zombiemao Is it coconut carrying octopus? about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to zombiemao
  15. @ellymc Time heels all about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ellymc
  16. @matchtrick Are you dead yet? Coz if you are it will a lot of pressure off me to sneak that drink in. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to matchtrick
  17. @matchtrick And he's such a goody goody. Always sucking up to Vee and Dunbar like that. about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to matchtrick
  18. @ellymc I don't know. You won't make the iphone drink any will you? about 7 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ellymc
  19. @bronska01 @mischa76 The worst bit about the film is Charlton Heston. Other than that it's great! about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. @ellymc Shit! You mean anyone can see this? And they'll know that you are now eating for 2? I didn't mean for that to happen about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ellymc