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  1. @awesomepatty Can I get a cupcake? 4:52 PM Feb 20th from web
  2. I just saw "The Dark Knight" movie....c'mon that is sooooooo fake. Trust me, everything I do is real! 9:04 PM Dec 25th, 2008 from web
  3. Finally back....I was locked up in a secret Chinese prison during a mission. I was able to escape after a guard dropped his fork! 2:17 PM Dec 20th, 2008 from web
  4. Please go buy my multitool....you never know when an emergency comes your way. http://tinyurl.com/3yzg7d 9:38 PM Jul 18th, 2007 from web
  5. OPPS I took the iPhone apart and now I can't put it together...hmm I know, CRAZY GLUE all inside and the ATT store won't know what happened 9:45 PM Jul 7th, 2007 from web
  6. Darn it CHINA.....you keep on sending me these cheap swiss army knifes! If you don't up the quality soon I will stop shopping at WAL-MART!! 10:00 PM Jun 9th, 2007 from web
  7. I want to blow something up! It's a boring weekend. Give me some hair spray and a lighter!!!! 11:47 AM May 27th, 2007 from web
  8. I was asked to make another super bowl commercial....I told them only if I can put super glue on my hands and grab Janet Jackson's breasts! 9:11 PM May 18th, 2007 from web
  9. I did not need a talking car to get the job done....yeah you Michael Knight! Stop talking to you car....there is a midget inside of it! 9:40 PM May 7th, 2007 from web
  10. Don't leave your future in the hands of a man who doesn't know how to use a swiss army knife in the correct fashion... VOTE 4 ME in 2008 9:40 PM Apr 22nd, 2007 from web
  11. I understand the needs of the average American...tax breaks, toilet paper and a free swiss army knife for every child at birth!!! 7:19 PM Apr 15th, 2007 from web
  12. All I need is a match and a bowl of chili beans to eat and I'll show you how I can turn by body into a HUMAN BLOW TORCH!!! 9:40 AM Apr 7th, 2007 from web
  13. I can take springs from a bedframe to make a "slingshot" which I can use to smash through the door and take out the guards behind it. 9:54 PM Apr 6th, 2007 from web
  14. I can creates a thick fog out of ship hull cleaner and ammonia. If I sound a little funny after this, it's because the fumes got me HIGH! 8:38 PM Mar 25th, 2007 from web
  15. OK I will only tell you once. My first name is ANGUS. Yes, yes I know, ANGUS MACGYVER...don't blame me, blame my parents. Just call me MAC 8:15 PM Mar 22nd, 2007 from web
  16. I'm so much better than the A-Team. Every time they shoot guns, they never hit anyone. I can make a rocket laucher w/ WD40 & toilet plunger 6:26 PM Mar 12th, 2007 from web
  17. WD40...check, Duct Tape...check, Paper Clips....check... darn it....who took my SWISS ARMY KNIFE!!! 6:25 PM Feb 23rd, 2007 from web
  • Name MacGyver
  • Location Mission City
  • Bio Call me Mac....but don't ask me about my first name!
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