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mat
Dude on 71, shouting out window to two women at busstop "y'all look so damn good Im about to creme in my jeans!" Stay classy, Haight Street.
4:47 PM Oct 6th from twitterrific
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matthewbaldwin
Joke I just thought up: Why do melons have traditional weddings? Because they cantaloupe. ** *MUST CREDIT MATTHEW BALDWIN!! ***
9:33 AM Sep 29th from web
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hotdogsladies
I'd enjoy a cable series where fictionalized Howlin' Wolf, Capt. Beefheart, and Tom Waits live in a van and solve crimes. Maybe w/a monkey.
1:47 PM Aug 29th from web
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jackmottram
Nearly choked to death on a bay leaf I'd forgotten to fish out of my soup. Could there be a more middle class way to die?
9:08 AM Aug 18th from web
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hotdogsladies
In the minutes it takes Photoshop to launch, it should show an 80s action montage of the app applying camo paint & strapping on many knives.
10:11 AM May 28th from web
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hotdogsladies
Mr. Young, where are the salutes To Those Who've Just Recently Finished Rocking? Where's THEIR parade, sir? Shame on you, sir. Shame.
10:45 AM May 16th from web
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mat
Working in my underwear today because it is too hot for clothes, and feeling a little weird about it since I'm at a coffee shop.
10:32 AM May 16th from twitterrific
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hotdogsladies
First, I have a wife, not a girlfriend. Second, I could hardly be more grateful that she is not, as you say, "a freak" like you.
10:55 AM May 11th from web
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hotdogsladies
Oh, Google. You know I meant to type "Angus Young." Jeez, one dropped consonant, and now I have to go bleach my corneas for an hour.
9:32 PM May 9th from web
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hotdogsladies
Popetiquette: If the Pontiff pretends that he's "got your nose," the proper response is "...and also with you."
3:10 PM Apr 16th from web
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hotdogsladies
Caught dinner with Alejandro Jodorowsky. I had the bisque and he had a peasant drag a bloody dwarf past 8 saluting cat carcasses. And a Tab.
4:20 PM Apr 15th from web
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