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Just had an audition in which I had to sing "but not too well". Uh, not a problem...about 6 hours ago from web
@92YTribeca: Comedy Below Canal w/@m_somerville @tedalexandro @mattbaetz @jenafriedman & @reesewaters (tonight!) http://bit.ly/t6PiQabout 9 hours ago from TwitterFon
If I eat last night's chicken burrito for breakfast, is it technically a breakfast burrito?10:43 AM Jul 14th from web
Live pic from my pov on stage at Trop Atlantic City. Just told a joke- suspect the woman got it and guy didn't... http://twitpic.com/a721b8:29 PM Jul 12th from TwitterFon
Way old picture of Andre Agassi and Brooke Shields in my Tropicana Green Room... http://twitpic.com/a34gg8:34 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
just decided to start listening to LOTS more Def Leppard.9:50 PM Jul 9th from web
A beautiful day in Atlantic City. Never thought I'd say that. http://twitpic.com/9pdqg11:33 AM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
Shows at the Trop in AC tonight through Sunday... ah, Jersey, me love you long time.4:31 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon
Leaving NYC for the weekend with nothing but 3 t-shirts and a case of beer. Pretty sure the Founding Fathers would want it this way.3:35 PM Jul 2nd from web
My kingdom for a decent cup of coffee...9:14 AM Jun 29th from TwitterFon
@Tsavo thanks! It'll be our secret...9:25 AM Jun 28th from TwitterFon in reply to Tsavo
@missgoodvibes yes! What was he thinking???9:20 AM Jun 28th from TwitterFon in reply to missgoodvibes
Full disclosure: I'm watching "Varsity Blues" and kind of enjoying it. Don't tell.9:01 AM Jun 28th from TwitterFon
Dear @taliapulver, he sounds like an amazing guy who probably only did it because festive outings make him think of you. I'd let him slide!1:48 PM Jun 27th from TwitterFon in reply to taliapulver
@myfavoritesong I'm on it and you'll be the first to know!1:17 PM Jun 27th from TwitterFon
@brittanyfrances I'm working on it, I promise!1:16 PM Jun 27th from TwitterFon
@Ryanmcquillan hey man! Used up my Saturday comps already, you here Sunday?1:14 PM Jun 27th from TwitterFon
Dear Fuddruckers: haven't seen you in years, you haven't lost your touch.1:09 PM Jun 27th from TwitterFon
Heading to Pittsburgh for shows at the awesome new Improv all weekend... who needs tickets?10:22 AM Jun 26th from TwitterFon
Thrilled Academy Awards increased # Best Picture nominees to 10, thereby doubling my odds of winning. Now I just gotta write a screenplay...10:11 AM Jun 25th from web

Name Michael Somerville
Location New York City
Web http://michaelsom...
Bio Host of Wingman on FLN, Glamour Magazine's dating columnist Jake, standup comedian.

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