M_Ahmadinejad
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Today was Black Friday in Iran too. We made all the women wear black from head to toe. Oh, that's everyday. Nevermind.
10:24 PM Nov 27th
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I'd like to wish a Happy Thansgiving to all the Great Satans out there. As for us, we'll be having roasted dissident. Again.
6:57 AM Nov 25th
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Note to self: must buy Ayatollah a robe that fits. Have already seen way too much of his Fertile Crescent.
8:52 AM Nov 19th
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Hey, don't look at me. I didn't sentence those protesters to death. I'll give you a hint though: it was the old dude with the beard.
1:51 PM Nov 17th
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Signs of the imminent demise of America (Moderate Satan) come in small packages. Bon Jovi playing the Super Bowl? I rest my case.
8:18 PM Nov 14th
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Weekend going ok, but Ayatollah is totally bogarting "Call of Duty:2".
9:27 PM Nov 13th
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Just because that building was called the "Death to America and Zionists Tower" doesn't mean you should jump to conclusions, people.
3:49 PM Nov 12th
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Once again "hiking around Iran" is similar to your famous "hiking the Appalachian Trail." It's, as you say, excrement from bull.
8:25 AM Nov 9th
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We have health care for all in Iran too. It goes like this: if you care about your health, you won't protest in the streets.
5:09 PM Nov 8th
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Salutations! Sorry I was away so long, but some Zionist hid my iPhone.
10:40 AM Nov 6th
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This morning my toast was burnt and my tea was too strong. Of course, I blame America, Britain, and the Jews for this.
9:26 AM Oct 19th
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I, too, was captivate by the Ballon Boy, but kept wondering: do they have a ballon like that big enough for the Ayatollah?
9:09 AM Oct 17th
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Nobel schmobel. I won "So You Think You Can Rant: Tehran" this year.
11:34 AM Oct 9th
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I have such a craving for latkas and gefilte fish for some reason. Obviously, this some Zionist plot. Oy vé!
8:47 AM Oct 6th
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Moderate Satans! Just because my mother wanted me to be doctor and my uncle Shlomo has a place in Florida, does not mean I am a Jew!
1:26 PM Oct 5th
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Sorry about Chicago, Moderate Satans! Check this out though: "Tehran 2020". Sounds good, no?
6:53 PM Oct 2nd
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"I'm a smoker, I'm a toker, I'm a warhead stroker, enriching uranium in the sun."
9:14 AM Sep 29th
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Ok, fine, the bag is out of the cat: we want nukes. Lots of glowing nukes. But you don't have to go all BALLISTIC on us.
10:45 AM Sep 25th
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New York is a festering boil on the well-defined backside of a Greco-Roman wrestler. And I repeat, there are no homosexuals in Iran.
9:58 AM Sep 24th
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I do love to deny stuff, but here's one thing I can't deny: I love the Twitter.
8:58 AM Sep 22nd
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- Name Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Location Tehran
- Bio President of the Islamic Republic of Iran
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