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@erked It took you that many years to overcome living in an apartment previously occupied by a guy who dusted his desk and ironed his jeans?3:42 PM Dec 25thfrom Tweetiein reply to erked
To my Christian friends: Merry Christmas. To my Jewish friends: May your Chinese food be delicious.12:43 PM Dec 24thfrom AlertThingy
Just watched my daughter's cheer squad turn in their best performance so far this year. And she seems comfortable flying again! Proud daddy.1:02 PM Dec 12thfrom Tweetie
Hosted a wine & cheese (& chips, fruit, cookies & pizza) for parents of girls on my daughter's cheer squad. Now room for 8 new bottles!7:15 AM Dec 5thfrom Tweetie
Is that her in the driveway? And I thought she was just a myth like Santa Claus.3:35 PM Nov 28thfrom Tweetie
I think my wife is trying to prop up retail sales figures all by herself. Truly a selfless person to look out for our economy that way.3:32 PM Nov 28thfrom Tweetie
Good thing the whole famy wasn't supposed to be downtown in half an hour. Oh wait! We were supposed to be downtown in half an hour.3:31 PM Nov 28thfrom Tweetie
My daughter's friend may have a de facto sleepover here now that her mother has moved in to Wal-Mart with my wife.3:29 PM Nov 28thfrom Tweetie
Does my wife still live here or has she actually moved in to Wal-Mart? (I'd at least hold out for Target.)3:28 PM Nov 28thfrom Tweetie
Wife goes shopping at 6:30 leaving me with vomiting puppy, cranky kids, and a house that smells like day-after Thanksgiving. Hmmm.5:11 AM Nov 27thfrom Tweetie
RT @_victor_: The Snuggie: goofy shop-at-home gimmick... or secret Muslin burka infiltration plan?9:00 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
@erked Had the opportunity to try ERs in both Maui and Disney. I should write a tour book about ERs in resort destinations. Good times!6:48 PM Nov 18thfrom Tweetiein reply to erked