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  1. @erked You got the reference.
  2. @erked It took you that many years to overcome living in an apartment previously occupied by a guy who dusted his desk and ironed his jeans?
  3. @mattyglesias Black Cat? Doesn't sound Chinese. Does Dueteronomy allow that? I thought Chinese food was a commandment.
  4. To my Christian friends: Merry Christmas. To my Jewish friends: May your Chinese food be delicious.
  5. Just watched my daughter's cheer squad turn in their best performance so far this year. And she seems comfortable flying again! Proud daddy.
  6. @McCainBlogette Isn't it cheaper to just buy your bags a seat in coach? They'll even get a soft drink.
  7. @erked "Land Before Time" seems like the best choice. Pauly Shore might be too intellectual.
  8. Hosted a wine & cheese (& chips, fruit, cookies & pizza) for parents of girls on my daughter's cheer squad. Now room for 8 new bottles!
  9. Is that her in the driveway? And I thought she was just a myth like Santa Claus.
  10. I think my wife is trying to prop up retail sales figures all by herself. Truly a selfless person to look out for our economy that way.
  11. Good thing the whole famy wasn't supposed to be downtown in half an hour. Oh wait! We were supposed to be downtown in half an hour.
  12. My daughter's friend may have a de facto sleepover here now that her mother has moved in to Wal-Mart with my wife.
  13. Does my wife still live here or has she actually moved in to Wal-Mart? (I'd at least hold out for Target.)
  14. Wife goes shopping at 6:30 leaving me with vomiting puppy, cranky kids, and a house that smells like day-after Thanksgiving. Hmmm.
  15. RT @_victor_: The Snuggie: goofy shop-at-home gimmick... or secret Muslin burka infiltration plan?
  16. RT @DougMasson: The Colts have decided that winning by unnecessary margins is wasteful.
  17. Saw "New Moon" last night. Now I need a testosterone infusion.
  18. @erked Had the opportunity to try ERs in both Maui and Disney. I should write a tour book about ERs in resort destinations. Good times!
  19. RT @barryeisler: RT @AnonLib: Shorter GOP: Criminal trials are bad because their outcomes are not pre-determined.
  20. New blog post: Prayer for Obama: When Hate Invokes the Bible (http://blog.wallack.us).