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  1. Grilling, tofu pups, wheat bread, dijon, red wine, no company, maybe an episode of the West Wing and some Black Flag? 4:15 PM Jun 1st from web
  2. I just paid to sign up for a marathon, which I fully intend to not run. Silly peer pressure. 10:55 AM May 26th from web
  3. I'm about to play in flight movie roulette. Is it wrong that I'm praying for "He's Just Not That Into You"? Yes. Yes it is. 1:40 PM May 18th from web
  4. I was just walking down this Oslo street, and I look down, and I've got two entirely different shoes on. I embarrass America again. 2:14 PM May 17th from web
  5. Fuuuuuck. If I wanted to read a solipsist, I'd keep a diary. 7:45 PM May 7th from web
  6. To the people on the plane who think it's ok to scootch your legs to the side when I'm trying to get to my window seat. Just stand up. 4:27 PM May 6th from web
  7. Do you think a Supreme Court Justice has ever used the position to score ladies (or men)? I hope so. 12:54 PM May 4th from web
  8. Coughing up Boston 8:55 AM May 2nd from web
  9. Blind leading the blind: http://tinyurl.com/cv764n 1:31 PM Apr 25th from web
  10. Today's accomplishments: Exercise, foot massage, turkey sandwich, dog walk, apathy, twitter. 12:36 PM Apr 23rd from web
  11. Wasn't asking to dissolve like this. 7:50 PM Apr 19th from web
  12. Hmm, I seem to be stuck in a maelstrom of daydreaming today. On the upside, Bill Callahan's new album is quite good. 2:08 PM Apr 16th from web
  13. If it's not pirates, I don't answer. 9:02 AM Apr 13th from web
  14. @megancarpentier My dad's on the facebook as well. Scares the shit out of me that he's seen pictures of me in a crop-top suit. 9:01 AM Apr 13th from web in reply to mmcarpentier
  15. There are no bad t-shirts in the airport today. What's a traveller to do? 11:08 AM Apr 10th from web
  16. Related: the world needs more belly-exposing formal attire. Enter the Belly-suit. 7:22 PM Apr 7th from web
  17. In Phoenix, Arizona, belly shirts should be mandatory attire. 7:21 PM Apr 7th from web
  18. Waiting for the man. (Different kind of man). 9:09 AM Apr 6th from web
  19. More weather is needed, here. 11:55 AM Apr 3rd from web
  20. I have decided (too late) that sxsw would have been worth it. 9:28 AM Apr 1st from web