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  1. In the back yard I just saw an ant raping another ant. I pepper-sprayed the assailant, but they both died. =\
  2. If you haven't yet checked out http://www.fmylife.com/ , do it! It will make you feel better about your day.
  3. Just saw a job posting for "Welder. No experience needed." Really? Maybe SOME experience, huh??
  4. Yes or No? A shirt that says, "Proctologists do it in the ass?"
  5. Getting ready to watch SNL for a second time. JT was hilarious. "Bring it on down to Plasticville!"
  6. @ccatalanello Doesn't that sound a little dirty? "Hey, Baby...why don't you link your twitter to my facebook?"
  7. is posting on Twitter. Thanks to Janet. Oh, no! I only have 75 characters left. 56. 51. 46...41...36...
  8. Is Twitter a euphemism for vagina?