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  1. Can't decide what's worse: taking care of sick baby or taking care of well baby while sick.
  2. @alliemackay I DID ask... But it feels wrong somehow to want to grab YOUR bum and take a giant bite out of it.
  3. Oh my. Wow. Speechless. RT @AllieMackay: http://twitpic.com/rmb9x @MonicaBielanko Is that the sound of your ovaries flipping? You're welcome
  4. That's more like it! RT @leahcfry: @MonicaBielanko http://yfrog.com/3nkmgj
  5. Spent the weekend caring for a sick baby. OHMYGOD. Send me photos of cute babies quick & remind me why I want to have another one of these!!
  6. Woke up to yet another stellar love note from @SergeBielanko. Isn't he just the most romantic guy ever? -->http://tinyurl.com/yk8o29s
  7. The Great Experiment is back. November topic: First time. A blogger will win $175! And you can help. Vote now -->http://tinyurl.com/yhvyuln
  8. Absolutely heartbreaking. Here is the family statement regarding Utah man who got stuck and died in a cave. -->http://tinyurl.com/ycnvxh8
  9. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball. HEY-OH! I'll be here all night.
  10. If you've been following this http://tinyurl.com/ya9lmwt horrific story... They've decided to seal off the cave and leave his body there.
  11. Life without cable -->http://tinyurl.com/y8qmvt7
  12. Grandpa! Get your fingers out of Grandma's pie! #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  13. Little Johnny's playing with his meat again. #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  14. I come from Fighters & Cryers which is definitely more entertaining. We view the holidays as an airing of grievances, kind of like Festivus.
  15. @xinekite Ah yes, The Silence of Resentment. Question is, which is preferable, Holiday Silence of Resentment or Holiday Fighting & Crying?
  16. Turkey blood is pilgrim for dry, red wine. http://tinyurl.com/yhdmkyz
  17. Like mine, may your Thxgiving be filled with the usual unpleasant reminiscence, fighting, crying, accusations, recriminations & more crying
  18. Brilliant insight from the chief. RT @standardex Police Chief Jon Greiner says city's crime rate is always changing.
  19. Okay! Fine! I admit it! I cannot stop watching this video. I mean, seriously, who could? -->http://tinyurl.com/47xgus
  20. Ten months into this thing -->http://tinyurl.com/ybmk222