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  1. An 8yo girl called me a nerd and said she'd never wed me. I think that fulfils a prerequisite for graduation from this engineering school. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. For a second there, I thought the textbook for my Technical Communication class was going to be titled, "Getting Out of Your Mom's Basement" about 8 hours ago from web
  3. RT @cococohen: My neighbor just said they're looking for a rapist on my block. I told him I could do it. about 10 hours ago from web
  4. Any day when I can make it through the DMV without striking someone or unsheathing my sword I consider the trip a success. about 10 hours ago from web
  5. Her: What do you do in your spare time? Me: I have multiple personalities on Twitter. What do you do? Her: ... about 11 hours ago from web
  6. Since the color of Communism is red, then the GOP must therefore be the new Communist regime. #GlennBeckLogic 11:09 AM Nov 24th from Twuffer
  7. Penis pumps are covered by Medicare as vaccuum therapy so this public option better cover my expenses for the social therapy of my iPhone. 8:02 AM Nov 24th from Twuffer
  8. Cheap shots at Facebook? That'll be a star. 5:54 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  9. @thejohnblog But that would take all of the fun out of squashing opponents in debates, if they were so-called, "edumacated on the issues." 10:27 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly in reply to thejohnblog
  10. Twitter is like masturbation. You make casually offensive and inappropriate jokes privately so that you don't feel any urge to do it public. 8:02 AM Nov 23rd from Twuffer
  11. O.A.R. - Living in the End #musicmonday 8:00 AM Nov 23rd from Twuffer
  12. I like sending people Open Office documents that they can't open in Word 2003 so that they have to upgrade to Word 2007 and miss the point. 7:01 AM Nov 23rd from Twuffer
  13. That date was going well until the waitress asked if we were ready for the damage report. She apparently meant the bill. My date had to ask. 6:02 AM Nov 23rd from Twuffer
  14. RT @aedison: To be clear -- I support the troops, but you can't fight an ideology with bullets. KICK-ASS SWORDS, on the other hand... 9:16 AM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  15. Any day when the extension cord your using to test your new wiring project doesn't melt or otherwise catch fire -- well, it's not terrible. 2:43 PM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  16. RT @FakeAPStylebook: When covering a flood always include a photo of a dog stranded on a roof. Throw your own dog up there if needed. 12:11 AM Nov 20th from web
  17. Nobody tell Martha Stewart, but for once I agree with her. 12:01 AM Nov 20th from Brizzly
  18. I feel a little guilty after my last tweet, but taking shots at Oprah and Palin is so easy -- some might say easier than shooting a moose. 5:33 PM Nov 19th from Brizzly
  19. Oprah Winfrey's going rogue. 4:59 PM Nov 19th from Brizzly
  20. Cantonese fried chicken is the best kind of heart attack I could've spent $8.25 on tonight. 4:28 PM Nov 19th from Brizzly