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  1. Heading to Micanopy on same day as UF/FSU game was a bad idea about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  2. http://twitpic.com/rbmq7 - serious spanish moss on the island about 4 hours ago from TwitPic
  3. Jeff Garlin hosts a show called "Jeff Garlin's Combo Platter"? Maybe we were separated at birth. about 16 hours ago from web
  4. i think my mom just had a night terror...she stumbles in, "KENZIE! DO YOU WANT??? DO YOU NEED AN EGG?? OR ASPIRIN?? FOR YOUR COUGH!!" about 17 hours ago from web
  5. I miss NY bigtime and I've only been gone 48 hours about 17 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  6. i can hear my mom watching @ladygaga's video on youtube....... about 20 hours ago from web
  7. @jrach4d is stoned everybody about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  8. I am in The Villages in FL. I hope someone knows what that means. Also, Fresh Market is not too shabby for being next to a cow field. about 24 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  9. "Floridians" is just a derogatory term for "rednecks" RT: @robmichaelhugel "Floridians.... That's what's in Jacksonville" #quotesfrombella 11:46 AM Nov 27th from TwitterBerry
  10. http://twitpic.com/r74sm - leaving house, now we're headed to the island 11:37 AM Nov 27th from TwitPic
  11. is it really snowing in NY?????? 9:53 AM Nov 27th from web
  12. @natefernald my mom just tried to recite the team submarine bit abt ur shitty phone to my fam. She needs to work on her delivery. 6:31 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  13. http://twitpic.com/r3img - I'm counting five boxes of cuban cigars plus another humidor and related paraphenalia. And a giant mirror. #drunk 4:53 PM Nov 26th from TwitPic
  14. http://twitpic.com/r3dnt - Dad's insane political reading material 4:28 PM Nov 26th from TwitPic
  15. Dad pontificating about the merits of drug legalization #boring 4:09 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  16. "Sandy, Penis? Can't you call it what most people call it? Which is 'dong.'" - dad #omgomgomg 3:54 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  17. BABY SCOLLINS RT: @mikescollins http://twitpic.com/r34cu - No one's paying attention to my jokes cause my nephew's so friggen cute 3:53 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  18. SOMEONE PUT ON THE SUSAN BOYLE ALBUM. GO GATORS YALL. 3:41 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  19. Hiding in room during table cleanup. I'm A COWARD 3:34 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  20. http://twitpic.com/r2uae - time to eeeeaaaaat 2:55 PM Nov 26th from TwitPic
  • Name Miss Mackenzie
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
  • Web http://lookmom.tu...
  • Bio JUST BEIN MACKENZIE. THAT'S 5 M's EVERYBODY.
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