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Events in life are like chimps with truncheons. Suddenly surrounding you, beating you around the head and shoulders, sometimes the thighs.about 20 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Just remember: When God closes a door, he opens a window... to Shitsville! (Just kidding- it's probably not that bad).about 20 hours agofrom UberTwitter
Every US dollar bill holds traces of cocaine. The average US citizen accidentally ingests up to 10 pounds of cocaine a week.about 20 hours agofrom UberTwitter
