Tweeters I'm certain I would be friends with in real life.
rainnwilsonApparently Accenture is either an 'all-purpose spice' like Mrs Dash, or a denture adhesive. Whatever it is, it needs a new spokesman (hint).about 1 hour agofrom web
sportsguy33That Matt Holliday contract is a steal for the Cardinals. 20 million over 7 years is a bargain. (Listening.) Wait, what?????about 3 hours agofrom UberTwitter
rainnwilsonI was TOTALLY going to buy some Accenture, but then I saw all these Tiger Woods Ads at the airport and now I'm all like 'no way'!about 3 hours agofrom web
simonpeggJeez I am all kinds of tired. Gotta pull it together for 6pm meet. In the studio tomorrow with Rogen, Bateman and super special vocal cameo.about 4 hours agofrom TweetDeck
jimmyfallonAn Iowa man wrote a bday message to his wife using manure on their farm. The REALLY weird part: they don’t own any animals. #FallonMonoabout 4 hours agofrom web
simonpeggThat wasn't too bad. Cruising up Sepulveda in the afternoon sun. Back home snow is falling. This trip always screws with the synapses.about 5 hours agofrom TweetDeck
simonpeggBack in the birthplace of my baby girl. Hello LA, how I have missed your sunshine and courtesy. First things first ... immigration. Balls.about 6 hours agofrom TweetDeck
youngamericanIf you need me, I'll be listening to the intro to "Love & Happiness" over and over. When that organ comes in, I think I'll feel less sad.about 8 hours agofrom web
rainnwilsonThe airport is a pig-fuck thx to "mr exploding Depends." Why this phrase "pig-fuck"? Cause of all the mud and squeeling? Maggots r grosser.about 10 hours agofrom Tweetie
youngamericanPlease be specific and include a link/time if you can - want to find some clips for @NPWhite to use when he edits the show.about 10 hours agofrom web