@MKinMotion/would-be-friends-irl

Tweeters I'm certain I would be friends with in real life.

  1. RainnWilson rainnwilson Apparently Accenture is either an 'all-purpose spice' like Mrs Dash, or a denture adhesive. Whatever it is, it needs a new spokesman (hint).
  2. Jesse Thorn youngamerican Yes! Me too! Let's start it now! RT @charmcitygavin I'm practically vibrating I'm so excited about MaxFunCon!
  3. Bill Simmons sportsguy33 That Matt Holliday contract is a steal for the Cardinals. 20 million over 7 years is a bargain. (Listening.) Wait, what?????
  4. RainnWilson rainnwilson PS. What's Accenture?
  5. RainnWilson rainnwilson I was TOTALLY going to buy some Accenture, but then I saw all these Tiger Woods Ads at the airport and now I'm all like 'no way'!
  6. Simon Pegg simonpegg Jeez I am all kinds of tired. Gotta pull it together for 6pm meet. In the studio tomorrow with Rogen, Bateman and super special vocal cameo.
  7. Jimmy Fallon jimmyfallon An Iowa man wrote a bday message to his wife using manure on their farm. The REALLY weird part: they don’t own any animals. #FallonMono
  8. Simon Pegg simonpegg That wasn't too bad. Cruising up Sepulveda in the afternoon sun. Back home snow is falling. This trip always screws with the synapses.
  9. Jesse Thorn youngamerican Had a great talk with @AzizAnsari. Look for it next week.
  10. Simon Pegg simonpegg Back in the birthplace of my baby girl. Hello LA, how I have missed your sunshine and courtesy. First things first ... immigration. Balls.
  11. Matthew Ryan MatthewRyan101 Tonight will be drinks with friends somewhere warm
  12. Jason Reitman JasonReitman Back in Palm Springs where I wrote a good half of UITA. I'm crazy but I like how it sounds here.
  13. Jesse Thorn youngamerican If you need me, I'll be listening to the intro to "Love & Happiness" over and over. When that organ comes in, I think I'll feel less sad.
  14. courtney greene xocg omg i just committed to a 730a bfast mtg on sunday of ala mw...the dangers of answering my office phone. #takenoffguard #planningnapalready
  15. Jesse Thorn youngamerican The greatest of all time, in my book. Terrible news. RT @jsmooth995 RIP to the great Willie Mitchell of Hi Records http://bit.ly/4RBkdq
  16. RainnWilson rainnwilson Juicy Couture should make juice.
  17. RainnWilson rainnwilson Are all pilots from the same gene pool? How come there are no fat ones? I don't get it, are they cloned?
  18. Seth Meyers sethmeyers21 See pictures of world's biggest middle finger to recession. http://su.pr/1dWaFm
  19. RainnWilson rainnwilson The airport is a pig-fuck thx to "mr exploding Depends." Why this phrase "pig-fuck"? Cause of all the mud and squeeling? Maggots r grosser.
  20. Jesse Thorn youngamerican Please be specific and include a link/time if you can - want to find some clips for @NPWhite to use when he edits the show.
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