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  1. @frostinglickr You're going to have to really want it. And if you really want it, you should probably seek professional help.
  2. @frostinglickr In just 3 weeks, you'll be able to wax & kill while drinking a cool beer & enjoying an invigorating colonic.
  3. @frostinglickr That wasn't meant to reflect poorly on what you did. But you've got something to shoot for.
  4. @frostinglickr At the same time? Impressive.
  5. @duve is crumbling up croutons by placing them in a plastic bag and stepping on them with my shoe. Mmmm, can't wait for dinner.
  6. Enjoying the beautiful weather? You have me to thank. I told everyone I knew what I was doing sacrificing that hobo during a full moon.
  7. RT @MKupperman: In order that he might keep his models at the desired level of plumpness, Rubens invented the sandwich that bears his name.
  8. Hal Steinbrenner looks like Michael Cera all grown up.
  9. Waitasec! Hideki Matsui's interpreter gets a key to the city from Mayor Bloomberg? Did I miss his pinch hit single in the World Series?
  10. @jeffvrabel It's educational. It teaches kids about geography and the criminal justice system.
  11. @jeffvrabel Does he tell his friends that? It's going to be awkward when he asks you to come to school and play THE RIVER on career day.
  12. @TeecycleTim It's always more w/you! It's never enough. You take and you take and you take. What about my needs?
  13. @TeecycleTim http://bit.ly/4fO8Mn
  14. @TeecycleTim http://bit.ly/1nj15o
  15. Just because you're talking, it doesn't mean you have to make an asinine pun, Chris Berman.
  16. @lillitot No prob. Forgot about Wafaa. Good choices.
  17. @lillitot S-fest is good. Wasn't sure if that was "writerly" enough, but it's my fave S-fest coverage.
  18. @lillitot Oh, and definitely send What What.
  19. @lillitot Most publications ignore that rule in favor of a natural sounding sentence. Same goes w/pronoun usage (them instead of it).
  20. If someone told me at the beginning of the season, Hideki Matsui would be the World Series MVP ...