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MJSwart

  1. @nakulv_sql Thanks Nakul, I'm glad to hear it. about 5 hours ago via web in reply to nakulv_sql
  2. @SQLBek Thanks Andy. I'm glad you like it. about 6 hours ago via web in reply to SQLBek
  3. [Blog] You never have to remember the syntax for T-SQL's MERGE statement again: michaeljswart.com/2012/05/t-sql-… about 8 hours ago via web
  4. @MidnightDBA @buckwoody So now I run to you with open arms and my axe! #journey #tomountdoom #tryingTooHard? about 20 hours ago via web in reply to MidnightDBA
  5. I've got the Beatles' "Come Together" playing in my head. #MergeDrawingIdeas 2:04 PM May 29th via web
  6. Need ideas for a blog illustration for a post on "MERGE syntax". Any ideas? #MergeDrawingIdeas 2:04 PM May 29th via web
  7. @SqlNightOwl Hey thanks for the plug! (re: my foreign key article) 5:23 AM May 28th via web in reply to SqlNightOwl
  8. "@BrentOzarPLF: Links for you! eepurl.com/l0Y6X" <== linky goodness 11:07 AM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. Just passed #tweet2K yesterday. 6:16 AM May 24th via web
  10. [Blog] In a tropical mood today: michaeljswart.com/2012/05/the-vi… "The View of Foreign Keys That I Wanted" (Florida Keys are foreign to this Canuck) 5:53 PM May 23rd via web
  11. @grrl_geek Have fun Jes. You too all you other SQL Cruisers. #sqlcruise 5:50 PM May 23rd via web in reply to grrl_geek
  12. @grrl_geek Where are you guys cruising to this time? 5:39 PM May 23rd via web in reply to grrl_geek
  13. So this is a thing: Sick of "Lorem ipsum" text? Try something a little tastier "Bacon ipsum". baconipsum.com 5:58 AM May 23rd via web
  14. @datachick "Some kind of wonderful" has always been one of my favorite John Hughes movies. 12:24 PM May 22nd via web in reply to datachick
  15. @BrentO popped collars? Good luck and Crush that webcast bro! 9:13 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to BrentO
  16. Just visited a comic book store for the first time in 20 years. When did everyone get so good? (Makes my own stuff look like fingerpainting) 9:07 AM May 22nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. @Neil_Hambly Ahh, excellent. Thanks for the clarification. And thanks for your #sqlhelp 8:13 AM May 22nd via web in reply to Neil_Hambly
  18. @Neil_Hambly So this means the space used on tempdb is relative to writes rather than to concurrency requirements right? 8:11 AM May 22nd via web in reply to Neil_Hambly
  19. @Neil_Hambly Really? I thought versioning was done on writes. Regardless of whether the versioning is needed/read by others. 8:06 AM May 22nd via web in reply to Neil_Hambly
  • Name Michael J Swart
  • Location Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
  • Web http://michaeljsw...
  • Bio Database Whisperer (SQL Server Expert), DB Design Afficionado, Blogger. Canadian. Mathemetician. etc...
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