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MJPatzwaldt

  1. J.C. Penney June Book Features Gay Dads-- LOVE IT huff.to/LGveSc via @HuffPostGay
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  3. Happy Sunday happy hour! instagr.am/p/LJTWI3gfYU/
  4. Mmm. Thank You, Pinterest! instagr.am/p/LEd2asAfbm/
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  6. In case you were wondering, it's pretty clear the @TWCableHelp handle is just so you don't complain out loud. They don't accomplish anything
  7. You would think that paying $100+/month would get you DEECENT customer service. Guess I'm not important enough. @TWcable @twcablehelp
  8. @TWCablehelp I've already called FOUR times to customer service and the supervisor would do nothing but offer a mere $20 off. That is absurd
  9. @TWCablehelp Can you please ask your technicians to not be more than 6 hours late with no ETA and STILL charge your customers for instal?
  10. In addition @TWCable can't even get a hold of their own technician and doesn't seem to care that this is a HUGE inconvenience! It's shameful
  11. i HATE that @TWCable is the only provider in our area-- not only are they 6 HOURS late but they are still want me to pay installation.
  12. Jeopardy! received 2 Daytime Emmy nominations today for 2011, and both are Watson-related. ibmurl.hursley.ibm.com/2TRZ @IBMWatson
  13. The Class of 2012 is ushering in a new age of digital awareness. Awesome Infographic. #securesocialsmart ibm.co/IOBKrH.
  14. Last picture before his haircut in the morning. Grumpy, tired puppy. instagr.am/p/KbgnpSAfZF/
  15. We won't go down without a fight. Repealing Amendment One. - As you can probably guess, I am devastated that... tmblr.co/ZMfHOyLAF4vp