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MGONZALESJR

@tavissmiley Why hasn't any1 said that Trayvon Martin was standing his ground in reference 2 the Stand-Your-Ground law? He was being pursued 2:14 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
@billmaher Why hasn't any1 said that Trayvon Martin was standing his ground in reference to the Stand-Your-Ground law? He was being pursued. 2:05 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
@ThatKevinSmith You ever think about a HBO series of Clerks. Original cast, every week a new celebrity appearance, like Eastbound & Down. 11:09 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
@MGONZALESJR @SaraUnderwood Are you still going to send an autographed photo to the 1st correct reply? It was me. Have a good day. 10:06 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to MGONZALESJR
@SaraUnderwood coat-hanger abortion 11:06 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android in reply to SaraUnderwood
The downstairs patch...for your baby hatch...Hilarious...SNL 7:48 PM May 13th via Twitter for Android
@coquette217 How's the prettiest girl on twitter doing? 3:06 PM Mar 29th via Twitter for Android
Never sneak up on a man who's been in a chemical fire....Hot Rod 7:12 PM Mar 7th via web
@ChelseaVPeretti Only if you cook it to 160 degrees. 4:47 PM Mar 3rd via Twitter for Android in reply to ChelseaVPeretti
@KLR14 What kind of charity work do you do? 9:44 PM Mar 1st via Twitter for Android
@DavidSpade We need to talk...stay out of my stash. Love mom. 11:31 PM Feb 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to DavidSpade
@Joan_Rivers @lilyarmani @SeattleGLAM Joan, the short woman looks just like you. 11:03 PM Feb 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to Joan_Rivers
@NickSwardson You know you're dehydrated when your shit clinks and then scratches the bowl. 2:09 PM Feb 29th via Xbox in reply to NickSwardson
My pickle is brown and it's not spoiled. 1:34 PM Feb 29th via Twitter for Android
@chrisrock This year white history month is 366 days. WTF 7:57 AM Feb 29th via Twitter for Android in reply to chrisrock
When do blind people know when they're done wiping? 10:28 PM Feb 28th via Mobile Web
@WhitneyCummings Low self esteem.. My self esteem is lower than your tits. 8:49 PM Feb 28th via Mobile Web in reply to WhitneyCummings
@simonpegg Are you sure it wasn't a commercial for wings and drumsticks from KFC? 8:41 PM Feb 28th via Mobile Web in reply to simonpegg
Just saw handicapped license plates on a huge monster truck that was lifted about 4 feet off the ground. They must never get out. 5:44 PM Feb 28th via Mobile Web
@LeahBonnema Watched clips of your stand up 2day.You are hilarious and dark.I love it.Subscribed to your you tube channel.Nice job.New fan. 5:41 PM Feb 28th via Mobile Web in reply to LeahBonnema