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  1. ME STILL HIBERNATING. ME NOT EVEN SURE HOW ME TYPING THIS. ZZZZZZZ.
  2. @NathanBowers - @HELLOBIGFOOT BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME. HE THE ORIGINAL GANGSTA. DON'T HATE.
  3. @Uheard IT OKAY. ME JUST A LITTLE SENSITIVE RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING.
  4. @Uheard YOU THINKING OF ANOTHER SASQUATCH. IF YOU FOLLOW ME TWEETS YOU'D KNOW ME VERY MUCH NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW.
  5. @yanimarie ME GOAL? TO BE LESS JIGGLY WHEN ME STOMP AROUND WOODS.
  6. @yanimarie ME ALSO LOSE 7 LBS! BUT ME STARTED AT 812 LBS, SO IT PROBABLY LESS NOTICEABLE.
  7. THAT'S IT. ME HAVE JURY DUTY. AND NOW ME NEED TO FIND WORLD'S LARGEST KHAKIS.
  8. @dulcecalor IF YOU WANT, FEEL FREE TO USE ME AS A REFERENCE. (ME NOT DO THIS FOR EVERYONE.)
  9. @jillianlillian ME STILL HERE. JUST ON HOLD WITH JURY DUTY PEOPLE.
  10. @DANKtheTANK ME PRETTY SURE THAT WAS A TV SHOW.
  11. ON PHONE WITH JURY DUTY PEOPLE. THEY TELLING ME "SASQUATCH" IS NOT A VALID EXCUSE. ME ASK TO SPEAK TO SUPERVISOR.
  12. @jseadub UNBELIEVABLE. JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE MAN CASHING IN ON ME LIKENESS.
  13. @HungryGirl YOU TELL KTLA JESSICA SHE IS WELCOME TO MEASURE ME FEET WHEN SHE JOIN ME FOR ONE OF ME FAMOUS MIMOSAS.
  14. @kpsmartypants THERE MANY BIGFEET OUT THERE, SO THAT NOT ME BOOK - BUT ME NEVER SMACKDOWN @HUNGRYGIRL. SHE HELPING ME REACH ME GOAL WEIGHT.
  15. RT @thesneeze: Just found 3 NEW BACON WALLETS and I'm giving them away TODAY (5/27) @ 4 pm PT! Just retweet this to enter! #fbw
  16. @kaffeineme ME HEAR YOU, SISTER.
  17. @HungryGirl FEEL FREE TO LET KTLA NEWS ANCHOR JESSICA HOLMES KNOW ME CURRENTLY SINGLE.
  18. ME CAN'T SLEEP. ME SUPPOSE IT POSSIBLE ME ACTUALLY SLEEPING AND ME JUST DREAMING ME CAN'T SLEEP. BUT WHO ME KIDDING?
  19. @willotoons ME ACTUALLY HAVE SWEET PROPANE UNIT.
  20. THE BEER CAN ANTELOPE IS CHEWY AND DRY. (ME SURE MUSTACHE JOEL'S ANTELOPE IS MOIST AND PERFECT.)