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  1. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... We were fucking for a good half hour before I realized she was screaming in french... I feel cultured. about 3 hours ago from API
  2. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it about 9 hours ago from API
  3. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class about 15 hours ago from API
  4. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... stop sending me pictures of llamas 3:00 PM Nov 24th from API
  5. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated 9:00 PM Nov 23rd from API
  6. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented 3:00 PM Nov 23rd from API
  7. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag. 3:00 PM Nov 23rd from API
  8. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you? 9:00 AM Nov 23rd from API
  9. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning 3:00 AM Nov 23rd from API
  10. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening 9:00 PM Nov 22nd from API
  11. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it 3:00 PM Nov 22nd from API
  12. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... Is it still considered a walk of shame if you're proud of who you did? 3:00 PM Nov 22nd from API
  13. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... just slammed a half a bottle of vodka. this is the last coherent text you will reieve frkm me tonigtf. 9:00 AM Nov 22nd from API
  14. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil. 9:00 PM Nov 21st from API
  15. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays. 9:00 PM Nov 21st from API
  16. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... Edward cullen is the biggest cockblock in the history of ever. screw edward cullen 3:00 AM Nov 21st from API
  17. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face 9:00 PM Nov 20th from API
  18. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen. 3:00 PM Nov 20th from API
  19. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... Making jello shots with my dad. does that count as bonding? 9:00 PM Nov 19th from API
  20. www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s... She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy. 3:00 PM Nov 19th from API
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