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Current tv is like a palat cleaner for your tvabout 3 hours ago from txt
http://twitpic.com/oq3i9 - Find the misprint found on Vegetarian Ginger restaurantabout 17 hours ago from TwitPic
and she can use a sandwich. looks like she consumes tictacs & diet cokes instead of actual foodabout 17 hours ago from web
not digging taylor swift's SNL performance. she may b 1 of those better in the studio singersabout 17 hours ago from web
My stomach could support a tapeworm couple! http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/... from @oatmeal bcz i am fascintd by parasitesabout 18 hours ago from web
duff champagne! it's the beer of champagne.about 22 hours ago from web
all the promos are up there. when youtube took me down blip.tv embraced me. better quality too http://mistressclarissa.bli...about 22 hours ago from web
youtube already took my vid down so i'm putting it on my blip.tv channel http://mistressclarissa.bli...about 22 hours ago from web
@aots the film i would like 2 c made n2 a series? Fido. it would b leave it 2 beaver mixed w night of the living dead10:37 PM Nov 5th from G4TV.com website in reply to aots
@danieltosh both a mistress &huge fan. my humble offering. the fon wnkr: http://bit.ly/24FhO99:53 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to danieltosh
so tired and i jst can't seem to edit vid 2day for http://clips4sale.com/33946 my smashing store. trying 2 edit car smashing9:19 PM Nov 5th from web
enjoy the freebies on my site http://mclarissa.com before i remove most of it. i will be pairing it dwn8:38 PM Nov 5th from web
@Twilight_Hyena just another day at the office. but it does inspire the funny.8:35 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to Twilight_Hyena
@Twilight_Hyena it was based on real calls i got. i had 2 buy cheesy poofs n chips and filth up an old 'puter desk. wife beater is mine 28:07 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to Twilight_Hyena
this is the guy that likes to call me and wank off on the phone http://bit.ly/24FhO97:06 PM Nov 5th from web
@SisterSadist @RedLightChicago @2Ugly4daOrgy thank you so very much 4 your support7:05 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to SisterSadist
the reason doms r bitchy on the phone http://bit.ly/24FhO9 rofl. based on real calls i got6:36 PM Nov 5th from web
can't stand politicians that waste tax payer dollars, spend $$ we dn't have, on shit that doesn't wrk & then have nerve 2 blame every1 else1:52 PM Nov 5th from web
why breed specific legislation (BSL) not only doesn't work, it's $$$. protct humans/dogs/wallet http://tinyurl.com/y8myon51:49 PM Nov 5th from web
nothing is quite as funny as as old people and small children cursing up a blue streak8:58 PM Nov 4th from web

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Name MClarissa
Location NYC
Web http://MClarissa.com
Bio Benevolent Dictator, Domme, Bondage Artist,, Misanthrope, Feminist, Animal Rescuer, geek, liberal activist , clips4sale.com/21649

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