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made crepes this morning w elderberry jam. i felt like a french hobbit for some reason. i want more crepes. time 4 seconds & 3rds12:55 PM Jul 9thfrom web
jst spoke 2 my friend in india. he told me lots of americans r coming over. i told him 2 send them back. they will take his job & overun12:48 PM Jul 9thfrom web
if you want to commit a crime, make money, and never worry about the law...go 4 ID theft. there is nothing in place 2 stop u.9:30 AM Jul 9thfrom web
yay. identity theft and a drained bank account! more fun. btw, cios told us since charges r in diff state, they can't do squat.9:26 AM Jul 9thfrom web
Les straud will always b cooler than bear grills. Les IS the cam crew4:06 PM Jul 8thfrom txt
thought i lost my camcorder plug. jst found it. thrilled.9:45 AM Jul 8thfrom web
i want palin to cry. a humiliation cry. but that's because i'm a sadist. she needs 2 go n2 show biz. she's waaay better suited 4 that9:32 AM Jul 6thfrom web