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  1. best flash mob ever. it's hammertime! http://bit.ly/MgZHn
  2. made crepes this morning w elderberry jam. i felt like a french hobbit for some reason. i want more crepes. time 4 seconds & 3rds
  3. jst spoke 2 my friend in india. he told me lots of americans r coming over. i told him 2 send them back. they will take his job & overun
  4. if you want to commit a crime, make money, and never worry about the law...go 4 ID theft. there is nothing in place 2 stop u.
  5. yay. identity theft and a drained bank account! more fun. btw, cios told us since charges r in diff state, they can't do squat.
  6. Les straud will always b cooler than bear grills. Les IS the cam crew
  7. thought i lost my camcorder plug. jst found it. thrilled.
  8. @zeggie i have more cleavage than some girls got titty
  9. @Twilight_Hyena did u them it was a SOY emergency. perhaps they didn't understand the gravity
  10. http://twitpic.com/9njf4 - have a bite of my apple
  11. http://twitpic.com/9njc2 - photoshoot in green
  12. oh no i'm out of soy milk! call the national guard.
  13. A child w a bad case of the mes. Had to restrain my dom hand. Not my kid
  14. Friend jst got an hdtv. Did I mention he's legally blind and single
  15. Waiting ovr an hr at docs ofc w no end in site
  16. u guys have got to check out Bite Me w/ Dr Mike on the travel channel. dude deals w world wide parasites.
  17. just discovered google desktop floating sidenbar and apps. i won't b getting any wrk done
  18. @SisterSadist how about we double dom her, corporal/spanking until she cries
  19. wed i am taking my Stiletto Urethra Insertion off my http://clips4sale.com/21649 store. page 7 get it while it's still up.
  20. i want palin to cry. a humiliation cry. but that's because i'm a sadist. she needs 2 go n2 show biz. she's waaay better suited 4 that