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MClarissa

  1. Current tv is like a palat cleaner for your tv
  2. http://twitpic.com/oq3i9 - Find the misprint found on Vegetarian Ginger restaurant
  3. and she can use a sandwich. looks like she consumes tictacs & diet cokes instead of actual food
  4. not digging taylor swift's SNL performance. she may b 1 of those better in the studio singers
  5. My stomach could support a tapeworm couple! http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/... from @oatmeal bcz i am fascintd by parasites
  6. duff champagne! it's the beer of champagne.
  7. all the promos are up there. when youtube took me down blip.tv embraced me. better quality too http://mistressclarissa.bli...
  8. youtube already took my vid down so i'm putting it on my blip.tv channel http://mistressclarissa.bli...
  9. @aots the film i would like 2 c made n2 a series? Fido. it would b leave it 2 beaver mixed w night of the living dead
  10. @danieltosh both a mistress &huge fan. my humble offering. the fon wnkr: http://bit.ly/24FhO9
  11. so tired and i jst can't seem to edit vid 2day for http://clips4sale.com/33946 my smashing store. trying 2 edit car smashing
  12. enjoy the freebies on my site http://mclarissa.com before i remove most of it. i will be pairing it dwn
  13. @Twilight_Hyena just another day at the office. but it does inspire the funny.
  14. @Twilight_Hyena it was based on real calls i got. i had 2 buy cheesy poofs n chips and filth up an old 'puter desk. wife beater is mine 2
  15. this is the guy that likes to call me and wank off on the phone http://bit.ly/24FhO9
  16. @SisterSadist @RedLightChicago @2Ugly4daOrgy thank you so very much 4 your support
  17. the reason doms r bitchy on the phone http://bit.ly/24FhO9 rofl. based on real calls i got
  18. can't stand politicians that waste tax payer dollars, spend $$ we dn't have, on shit that doesn't wrk & then have nerve 2 blame every1 else
  19. why breed specific legislation (BSL) not only doesn't work, it's $$$. protct humans/dogs/wallet http://tinyurl.com/y8myon5
  20. nothing is quite as funny as as old people and small children cursing up a blue streak