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mayoyabass

  1. the retarded kids in the library at lunch...what.the.fuck.
  2. @StuTheFatty anal fuck
  3. @StuTheFatty phenomenal patter once again from the showstopper.
  4. @erinEduncan to be honest it makes sense because I couldn't see a straight actor doing as good a job as he does, still find it weird though!
  5. fuck, when i'm older I want to be a nerd that collects comic books and has halo nights
  6. tempted to watch the incredibles, i'm still a wee kid at heart
  7. rachel hardie looks like a cross between willy wonka and augustus gloop
  8. @StuTheFatty hope you havn't decided to violate any of the lads
  9. @jackframe13 no shame
  10. would be quality if a group of tanking black men from england went out and battered all the racist hooligans
  11. @StuTheFatty damn you, hope you have a shit night.
  12. @StuTheFatty epic + dubstep = #epicdubstep
  13. shevchenko says there is nothing to fear in ukraine - maybe that has something to do with the fact that he is white
  14. "A man who murdered his five-year-old stepson has received a life sentence." since when was life equivalent to 17 years? utter pile of shite
  15. father herdman is bringing me back a steak bake, fair to say that I am in a good mood
  16. moby's music is so chilled out, love it.
  17. the thought of the new batman film coming out in less than 2 months has made me piss myself
  18. definitely got the wrong attitude towards business, i'd rather fail than go into school and ask for help on how to structure questions