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What is the male version of a self-exam in the shower? The prostate? [Cringes] Yikes. That violates my exit only policy.11:48 AM Nov 24thfrom twidroid
Is drinking Starbucks' Christmas Blend before Thanksgiving like putting up Christmas decorations early?10:11 AM Nov 24thfrom twidroid
The unfortunate part about working from home is that all odors are my own. For instance, I think I forgot to put deodorant on today.3:52 PM Nov 23rdfrom twidroid
When I play the bass in front of large crowds there's only one thing on my mind, "Have they noticed that I don't know how to the play bass?"12:24 PM Nov 23rdfrom twidroid
My new workout routine appears to be working. Instead of going to the gym and watching the TVs I've started using the equipment instead.7:55 AM Nov 23rdfrom TweetDeck
I'm so embarrassed. I'm totally naked underneath my clothes. I hope nobody notices. :-/6:51 PM Nov 22ndfrom TweetDeck
As gross as it sounds, if El Pollo Loco sold a side of chicken skins I would be half tempted to buy some.1:20 PM Nov 22ndfrom twidroid
Sitting in a V.I.P. section for the fireworks show at Disneyland is the way to go.9:30 PM Nov 21stfrom twidroid
BioI work with bonds and mortgages at Cerberus Capital. I'm married to a wonderful and hard-working stay-at-home Mom of four kids. Oh, and I love @StockTwits.