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  1. @chrisgoodrich Thanks.
  2. @JoshNelson We're on our way!
  3. @ChristinaPryor She does too. She's been praying hard for a girl.
  4. We told my family and Jennifer's family so now it's your turn. Jennifer is pregnant with our fifth child.
  5. Dear 1-800-GET-SLIM. Enough with the billboards already.
  6. @acrawford1 I'm the opposite. Often I try to fast-forward through commercials when I'm watching sombody else's TV without DVR.
  7. Washed dog. Dog went outside. Dog pooped. Dog played in poop...
  8. What is the male version of a self-exam in the shower? The prostate? [Cringes] Yikes. That violates my exit only policy.
  9. Is drinking Starbucks' Christmas Blend before Thanksgiving like putting up Christmas decorations early?
  10. The unfortunate part about working from home is that all odors are my own. For instance, I think I forgot to put deodorant on today.
  11. @stocktwits Shoot me a copy of the email too please.
  12. @jpd11 No I banned the show after they got divorced.
  13. When I play the bass in front of large crowds there's only one thing on my mind, "Have they noticed that I don't know how to the play bass?"
  14. RT @TodayTrader: Grabbing more $COIN .81
  15. @socal_rider600 http://twitpic.com/qndxd - Dang!
  16. My new workout routine appears to be working. Instead of going to the gym and watching the TVs I've started using the equipment instead.
  17. I'm so embarrassed. I'm totally naked underneath my clothes. I hope nobody notices. :-/
  18. As gross as it sounds, if El Pollo Loco sold a side of chicken skins I would be half tempted to buy some.
  19. Sitting in a V.I.P. section for the fireworks show at Disneyland is the way to go.
  20. @ChristinaPryor Yes, with no kids too.