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MA5EN

  1. My dog gave me a cute smile in the living room this morning. And by "cute" I meant "fresh", and by "smile" I mean "turd".
  2. Just drove by a guy on the freeway who was "working one out" while he was driving. Happy Tuesday everyone.
  3. Holy shit. This is insane. Amazingly beautiful. Best video I've seen in ages. youtu.be/lmc21V-zBq0
  4. I think the rice won. instagr.am/p/K6VHV_P3Df/
  5. Yo, @chriscantore, have you seen this? say.ly/bJy3mBo
  6. My patio chair got into an argument with Chris Brown. : ( img.ly/ixIy
  7. A little tired at breakfast this morning. instagr.am/p/K5nJ1eP3JD/
  8. Also, this will be my first portrait session during a solar eclipse. I'm expecting vampires.
  9. About to shoot a fellow photographer's family portraits. Let's do this!
  10. Very proud of this one! RT @jason_mraz Today shines bright w Gregory Page & His Big Band Orchestra. instagr.am/p/K2_3HZBpxy/
  11. Potato bug fun on a Sunday morning. She hasn't accidentally killed this one yet. instagr.am/p/K2v7OEP3EP/
  12. How do the members of Arcade Fire earn any money when they have to split everything 37 ways?
  13. Tempting... : ) RT @EricAkaAviator Planning an Orange County meetup for this evening a Pizza Port in San Clemente... Who's in?!
  14. Elliott's friend Paige celebrating another year! instagr.am/p/K0eDtdP3E-/
  15. Right there with you on that one. RT @chriscantore has a TV crush on @erinburnett of @outfrontcnn.
  16. Hey @theknot, how's about you stop shitting on the very people you need in order to sustain your business? bit.ly/KV8lNK
  17. Found another one! instagr.am/p/Kv9B3Cv3Pp/
  18. Elliott and I went on a plane search after school today. instagr.am/p/Kv81WIv3Pg/