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MA5EN

  1. My dog gave me a cute smile in the living room this morning. And by "cute" I meant "fresh", and by "smile" I mean "turd". 11:12 AM May 25th via Twitterrific
  2. Just drove by a guy on the freeway who was "working one out" while he was driving. Happy Tuesday everyone. 7:05 PM May 22nd via Twitterrific
  3. Holy shit. This is insane. Amazingly beautiful. Best video I've seen in ages. youtu.be/lmc21V-zBq0 10:42 PM May 21st via Twitterrific
  4. I think the rice won. instagr.am/p/K6VHV_P3Df/ 7:01 PM May 21st via Instagram
  5. Yo, @chriscantore, have you seen this? say.ly/bJy3mBo 1:16 PM May 21st via web
  6. My patio chair got into an argument with Chris Brown. : ( img.ly/ixIy 12:39 PM May 21st via Twitterrific
  7. A little tired at breakfast this morning. instagr.am/p/K5nJ1eP3JD/ 12:20 PM May 21st via Instagram
  8. Also, this will be my first portrait session during a solar eclipse. I'm expecting vampires. 5:58 PM May 20th via Twitterrific
  9. About to shoot a fellow photographer's family portraits. Let's do this! 5:53 PM May 20th via Twitterrific
  10. Very proud of this one! RT @jason_mraz Today shines bright w Gregory Page & His Big Band Orchestra. instagr.am/p/K2_3HZBpxy/ 1:06 PM May 20th via Twitterrific
  11. Potato bug fun on a Sunday morning. She hasn't accidentally killed this one yet. instagr.am/p/K2v7OEP3EP/ 9:39 AM May 20th via Instagram
  12. How do the members of Arcade Fire earn any money when they have to split everything 37 ways? 12:11 AM May 20th via Twitterrific
  13. Tempting... : ) RT @EricAkaAviator Planning an Orange County meetup for this evening a Pizza Port in San Clemente... Who's in?! 1:25 PM May 19th via Twitterrific
  14. Elliott's friend Paige celebrating another year! instagr.am/p/K0eDtdP3E-/ 12:24 PM May 19th via Instagram
  15. Right there with you on that one. RT @chriscantore has a TV crush on @erinburnett of @outfrontcnn. 9:44 PM May 18th via Twitterrific
  16. Hey @theknot, how's about you stop shitting on the very people you need in order to sustain your business? bit.ly/KV8lNK 9:03 PM May 17th via Twitterrific
  17. Found another one! instagr.am/p/Kv9B3Cv3Pp/ 6:18 PM May 17th via Instagram
  18. Elliott and I went on a plane search after school today. instagr.am/p/Kv81WIv3Pg/ 6:17 PM May 17th via Instagram
  • Name uǝsɐɯ
  • Location San Diego, CA, USA, Earth
  • Web http://www.ma5en.com
  • Bio Photographer. Husband. Father. Astronaut.
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