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@WilloughbyArms lol I dont mind you asking its a perfectly reasonable question, by the way the gammon steak? ...... bloody lovely about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to WilloughbyArms
@WilloughbyArms that's a story for 140 characters! Its my maiden name (which I reverted to when I divorced) Bub & Tom use their dads surname about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to WilloughbyArms
@WilloughbyArms and yours was seeing me there! about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to WilloughbyArms
@WilloughbyArms No............. I thought it was your treat! about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to WilloughbyArms
@squidge1997 yes, yes I hear about the phone but there is naff all I can do till you are home so you will have to 'bear with' about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to squidge1997
@garysnowpatrol or perhaps that was the message in the tweet! about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to garysnowpatrol
RT @garysnowpatrol: Yes I can fly but at what cost? #beingaseagullblows ... just look what happened to Jonathan (Seagull) about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
some smart Alec did suggest I wrapped it round my head 10 metres may go round almost twice but he's a Manc' so knows diddly squat about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
and finally (probably the most sensible option) 4) you shouldn't have taken it out of the bag in the 1st place about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
the answer to getting bunting back into small plastic bag 1) put it in a shopping bag 2) iron it (its plastic!) 3) burn it (anti royalist) about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
@jlballinteriors lol I get it now! but 2 inch bunting is neither use nor ornament about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to jlballinteriors
that was lovely went down the @WilloughbyArms for a swift half with Olly and hubby ended up staying for dinner I love it when that happens about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
@Mercury_JSmith serves me right! just couldnt help myself and I gave a flag to my granddaughter for eating her lunch now need to buy more about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Mercury_JSmith
@jlballinteriors its plastic! about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to jlballinteriors
dont all rush at once to give me the answer to my bunting problem, I shall leave you to mull it over about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
twitter knows the answer to everything so here goes; how does one get 10 metres of plastic union jack bunting back into a small plastic bag? about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
made rooky error yesterday in my excitement for Village Jubilee Party (did I mention it before?) I took 10 metres of bunting from its packet about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
RT @squidge1997: How do carrier pigeons work? I think I'd quite like one ........................... WHAT? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck
@dpcarrington nope Mr JR has lost me there 'kill some birds so they can shoot other birds' give me an hour I might work it out! about 9 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to dpcarrington
@AFairCoop *looks smug* they have nested under my eaves although one particular sparrow is determined to harass them out of their home about 16 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to AFairCoop

Name Mary Lamont
Location Rutland
Web http://pickworthp...
Bio Working my way through life with a compass kept in a magnetic box. Hanging on to my sanity by my fingernails. Gin sponsorship opportunities available on request