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LyzzJones

  1. Lol! @ralefever the best part is juggling cleaning the child and the sheets while trying to keep the cat away from it.
  2. Second bed hit. Another trip to the washing machine. Sleep? Nah. #midnightpuke
  3. Tip: the fewer stuffed animals your child sleeps with, the fewer you have to clean vomit off of #midnightpuke
  4. Kickin off my three-day 'weekend'. Breakfast for the little one then back to bed.
  5. . @Jasonplotkin @danconnollysun Not sure. I wasn't there to witness/authenticate.
  6. . @Jasonplotkin @danconnollysun In related news, Brian beat Brendan in a 100 yard dash type event. #showingthemwhoisboss
  7. . @Jasonplotkin @danconnollysun I'm impressed. Alex and Hannah are fierce competition. Way to win one for the old guys.
  8. That's how you get it done. RT @Jasonplotkin Kicked the crap out of 4 kids in kickball and freeze tag today. Don't call me a F'n "Old Man!"
  9. Exhausted from all that townball.
  10. Out 35 minutes early. #killedit
  11. True. RT @mgoul @LyzzJones @sirmon_nation You make pizza rolls for your children and see what happens. lol
  12. . twitgoo.com/5vzw53 this has caused @sirmon_nation to lose his shit all tonight
  13. . @slapschotts @davesottile Oh, oh, gotcha. Second out is Hanover.
  14. . @slapschotts @davesottile 2nd edition of York?
  15. . @davesottile @slapschotts Well, the other two papers have early deadline. York's is actually later. But still.
  16. . @slapschotts @davesottile I gots early deadline, too!
  17. . @davesottile No doubt. You and I would have had the section done by now.
  18. I think I have more space in tomorrow's paper than the Sunday paper. And no desker. #Rawr
  19. . @katesharmon See? You are a lush ...