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  1. ttp://tinyurl.com/LylaMarsh about 1 hour ago from API
  2. "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." -Marylyn Munroe. about 3 hours ago from API
  3. I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. -Garry Shandling about 5 hours ago from API
  4. "Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet." -Taki. about 7 hours ago from API
  5. "If it wasn’t for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I’d have no sex life at all." –Rodney Dangerfield about 9 hours ago from API
  6. "Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing." (Phyllis Diller) http://tinyurl.com/LylaMarsh about 10 hours ago from API
  7. Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk about forever. -Catherine Deneuve about 18 hours ago from API
  8. Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~ Woody Allen http://tinyurl.com/LylaMarsh about 19 hours ago from API
  9. Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go. -Kingsley Amis http://tinyurl.com/LylaMarsh about 20 hours ago from API
  10. A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. ~ Karl Kraus about 21 hours ago from API
  11. "I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible." (Leslie Nielsen) about 22 hours ago from API
  12. "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." -Woody Allen about 23 hours ago from API
  13. "My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often." -Emo Philips. about 24 hours ago from API
  14. Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~ Marlene Dietrich 7:37 AM Dec 1st from API
  15. "I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic." -Woody Allen. 6:46 AM Dec 1st from API
  16. Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~ Woody Allen 5:54 AM Dec 1st from API
  17. "You know of course that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct." -Somerset Maugham 5:02 AM Dec 1st from API
  18. "The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben) 4:10 AM Dec 1st from API
  19. I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. -Garry Shandling 3:19 AM Dec 1st from API
  20. Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~ Author Unknown 2:27 AM Dec 1st from API