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  1. If I was a Muppet, which Muppet would I be?
  2. Why did the fox cross the road?
  3. Wait...what is this thing you call sleep?
  4. @ReginaSavage Congrats! :o)
  5. The man tells me at lunchtime that my eyes are really pretty when I've been crying, does that mean they look like crap the rest of the time?
  6. My pee tells me I'm dehydrated... I really wish my pee would stop talking to me.
  7. Bold. BBQ. Doritos. With those three words you can't go wrong. Is it sad that they're my breakfast today?
  8. I am sowly going crazy . crazy going slowly am I
  9. Lazy bitch waste o space says: Pass me a bar of soap and hose me down. I'm too lazy.
  10. I miss OD! *Boo Hoo*
  11. Give me your coffee and no one gets hurt.
  12. You've got something on your shirt.
  13. I just took the "What Color Is Your Soul?" quiz and got: blue! Try it: http://bit.ly/2dnVc5
  14. If you were a cake, what kind would you be?
  15. Damn you dehydration!
  16. Yves Klein Blue - Polka
  17. @sariana I've done banana bread, brownies, and two types of cookies just this week. Trust me, your waistline will hate you for it. :o)
  18. Would you prefer orange?
  19. quit choking your chicken.
  20. @uncahbubba Bleh - don't remind me!