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If I was a Muppet, which Muppet would I be?7:32 AM Oct 8thfrom web
The man tells me at lunchtime that my eyes are really pretty when I've been crying, does that mean they look like crap the rest of the time?11:16 AM Jul 8thfrom web
My pee tells me I'm dehydrated... I really wish my pee would stop talking to me.2:43 PM Jul 6thfrom web
Bold. BBQ. Doritos. With those three words you can't go wrong. Is it sad that they're my breakfast today?9:11 AM Jul 6thfrom web
I am sowly going crazy . crazy going slowly am I7:53 AM Jul 3rdfrom web
Lazy bitch waste o space says: Pass me a bar of soap and hose me down. I'm too lazy.2:15 PM Jun 30thfrom web
@sariana I've done banana bread, brownies, and two types of cookies just this week. Trust me, your waistline will hate you for it. :o)8:59 PM Jun 20thfrom webin reply to sariana