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LykoMutt

  1. Idea for an album name #320: Nymphomercials
  2. Idea for an album name #303: Comfortably Dumb
  3. I find that I suck at rocking chairs... Yet I rock at sucking chairs.
  4. Why do people move? I just realized how assenine it is that we continue to make such large furniture, yet such small doorways.
  5. "Hang on, I'm abusing my cat." ~overheard at a bar
  6. I haven't gotten an email all day, til I stepped out for a company pizza party and got 5 emails in a span of 7 minutes. #MurphysLaw
  7. Stony Creek Ale at the Stoney Creek Inn along Stony Creek in Dauphin, PA. So much win.
  8. "Trending: 10-day weather forecast for 55311 - One person liked this"
  9. Cup ramen, English-style ale and yelling at DirecTV tech support. So much win.
  10. I just realized why I don't like facebook. It's like a gossip magazine, except your friends are the celebrities AND the paparazzis.
  11. What do you call one who specializes in the skin of amphibians? A kermitologist. SHA-BAM!
  12. Tonight on ESPN, Harvard Aardvaarks vs. The Portland Maine Yaks
  13. Ashton Kutcher's commercial: Racist or just tasteless? the verdict: Neither, it's 'tastist!" #PopChips
  14. Guy on the radio just redeemed himself by telling us about driveatank.com
  15. Guy on the radio just said it was Star Trek day. OOOOOPS!
  16. fixing an FC-Twin controller. I'd like to find the poopstabber who designed this thing and give him a fist-related eye disorder.
  17. Aahahaha, Crab Man's an Africanadian
  18. If a mime swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
  19. No want do... AAANYTIIING
  20. Man, I wish I could be in Pensacola today for their annual mullet-toss.