LykoMutt
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Idea for an album name #320: Nymphomercials
5:39 AM May 29th
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Idea for an album name #303: Comfortably Dumb
10:27 AM May 19th
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I find that I suck at rocking chairs... Yet I rock at sucking chairs.
9:55 AM May 19th
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Why do people move? I just realized how assenine it is that we continue to make such large furniture, yet such small doorways.
8:14 AM May 19th
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"Hang on, I'm abusing my cat." ~overheard at a bar
7:26 PM May 17th
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I haven't gotten an email all day, til I stepped out for a company pizza party and got 5 emails in a span of 7 minutes.
9:23 AM May 17th
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Stony Creek Ale at the Stoney Creek Inn along Stony Creek in Dauphin, PA. So much win.
4:24 PM May 16th
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"Trending: 10-day weather forecast for 55311 - One person liked this"
3:10 PM May 13th
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Cup ramen, English-style ale and yelling at DirecTV tech support. So much win.
3:57 PM May 11th
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I just realized why I don't like facebook. It's like a gossip magazine, except your friends are the celebrities AND the paparazzis.
8:46 AM May 10th
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What do you call one who specializes in the skin of amphibians? A kermitologist. SHA-BAM!
9:35 AM May 9th
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Tonight on ESPN, Harvard Aardvaarks vs. The Portland Maine Yaks
9:19 AM May 8th
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Ashton Kutcher's commercial: Racist or just tasteless? the verdict: Neither, it's 'tastist!"
7:52 AM May 5th
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Guy on the radio just redeemed himself by telling us about
6:37 AM May 4th
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Guy on the radio just said it was Star Trek day. OOOOOPS!
5:37 AM May 4th
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fixing an FC-Twin controller. I'd like to find the poopstabber who designed this thing and give him a fist-related eye disorder.
6:11 PM May 3rd
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Aahahaha, Crab Man's an Africanadian
5:16 PM May 1st
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If a mime swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
5:56 AM May 1st
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No want do... AAANYTIIING
4:52 AM May 1st
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Man, I wish I could be in Pensacola today for their annual mullet-toss.
6:26 AM Apr 24th
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- Name Alex Kuhn
- Location harrisburg PA
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