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comediva That breastfeeding kid on @Time magazine will have a whole lot of neuroses in the next 20 years: ow.ly/b9Vlm 8:00 AM May 26th via HootSuite Retweeted by Lwizza
comediva #KristenWiig in Gilly the Silly Assassin: ow.ly/b9VAX 10:00 AM May 26th via HootSuite Retweeted by Lwizza
Is this REALLY what the world is coming to? RT @CNNVideo Woman sued for texting driver involved in car accident. Video: on.cnn.com/K95Hor 6:19 PM May 22nd via web
@ninamarieteresa I'm gonna go on a limb and say @ChicagoMag is in Chicago...not LA. Is this some kind of ploy? (job does sound nice tho lol) 10:28 AM May 22nd via web in reply to ninamarieteresa
VickieToro #NotBeingRudeBut, isn't Edward Cullen a pretty good rep of the abusive boyfriend? comediva.com/fantasy-ad-cou… 5:07 PM May 21st via web Retweeted by Lwizza and 1 other
mashable The very best of the Nyan Cat-themed accessories - on.mash.to/Lvdpvz 4:49 PM May 21st via SocialFlow Retweeted by Lwizza and 29 others
comediva Think it's impossible to out-geek yourself? Guess again! comediva.com/hot-mess-even-… fb.me/20Jb2gEPl 4:20 PM May 21st via Facebook Retweeted by Lwizza and 1 other
I miss Chicago and all, but thankful I got to dodge the bullet that was the #NATO Summit...Bad enough it took over ALL my feeds! #dumb #blah 3:18 PM May 21st via web
That's ALMOST kinda SOON!!!!!!! RT @azizansari BREAKING BAD IS BACK JULY 15TH! FUCK YES. 12:42 PM May 21st via web
RT @CathOwens Everything about this is wonderful. “@Jenna_Marbles: Video's up: My Thoughts on Marriage youtube.com/watch?v=_F_ZZE…” 12:07 AM May 21st via web
Billboard Music Awards: NOT helping my sadness after Kristen Wiig's "She's a Rainbow" SNL sendoff huff.to/LiZoKY via @HuffPostComedy 9:44 PM May 20th via web
I could happily listen to this conversation continue on for a very unhealthy, long amount of time FunnyOrDie.com/m/6u8g #nickofferman #cubs 12:17 PM May 18th via Tweet Button
thekristeno Check out @Lwizza's new article! Kramer on Gossip Girl? Yes, please! ow.ly/b0ruA #VanDerBeek 11:38 AM May 18th via HootSuite Retweeted by Lwizza and 1 other
@ninamarieteresa @MaryPyssler SO much fun! Can't go down that ramp till we get the right song playing #throwback #holla 12:21 AM May 18th via web in reply to ninamarieteresa
Featured @Racheldoesstuff's video "I Steal Pets" on @comediva for this week's pick! Too funny! (and awesomely creepy) tinyurl.com/6teyhe5 11:10 PM May 17th via web
Best time in history for LA sports? Jumpin' on that wagon! "Why LA is The Epicenter Of The Sports World" sbn.to/K9TL0V via @sbnation 11:03 PM May 17th via Tweet Button
westsidecomedy All-Star free standup show tonight 8pm @MootePoints @atultime @TheoVon @BerniePauley @keytree @BilDwyer 5:13 PM May 15th via web Retweeted by Lwizza
thekristeno WHADDUP HUFFPO! RT @huffingtonpost: Are you Pinterest obsessed? huff.to/JeDCxR 1:54 PM May 15th via HootSuite Retweeted by Lwizza
Airhumps 'Pinsanity': ComeDiva Mocks Obsessed Pinterest Users (VIDEO) huff.to/JeCHgS via @HuffPostWomen 11:52 AM May 15th via Tweet Button Retweeted by Lwizza
comediva Finally, it makes sense as to why Zombies and Vampires hate on humans so much! We're just really bad at being... fb.me/1Zb3m2NQD 11:04 AM May 15th via Facebook Retweeted by Lwizza