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LuredoMarbery

  1. How awesome would it be if I push-mowed a lawn shirtless while holding a boombox blaring Springsteen's "Born in the USA" on my shoulder? about 9 hours ago via web
  2. "Hard White" is a classic. HAPPAH BIRFDAY! "The fuck am I suppose to do with this cow? I done already milked it." #dropsthemic about 9 hours ago via web
  3. Glanced at a picture of mid-70s Ringo Starr and immediately began laughing out loud. about 9 hours ago via web
  4. @JoelMonroe Oh. I'm going to go watch porn. about 10 hours ago via web
  5. Why did I not listen to the Beastie Boys extensively until now? RIP MCA about 10 hours ago via web
  6. Just a reminder: my Brian Tweets are 100% accurate. Brian is real. And like 50 years old. And hilarious on accident. And we love him. about 11 hours ago via web
  7. "You ever seen that 'Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked'? That's funny as hell. Them chipmunks out-danced them Mexican ladies." -- Brian about 11 hours ago via web
  8. "...y'ever think about what it would be like to have a time machine? That'd be good." -- Brian #thisisthereasonIgotowork about 11 hours ago via web
  9. The following is a quote from my 50 year-old co-worker, Brian. I don't think he knows he says hilarious things. I like him. about 11 hours ago via web
  10. @JoelMonroe The Cat shan't stomp my Watson! The battle begins now. about 11 hours ago via web
  11. @AustinJLuse Episode where Jesse is babysitting the meth kid and parents are trying to crack the coin machine is one of my top 3 favs. about 11 hours ago via web
  12. I'm gonna get a tattoo on my back that says, "Get off, mom." about 13 hours ago via web
  13. Home ten minutes and you're already being condescending. At least you're consistent, ma. about 13 hours ago via web
  14. Y'know, @WhatTheFFacts started by being weird and cool and evolved into douchey and obviously completely false. #yoself #gofuck #yodahashtag 2:59 PM May 25th via web
  15. Fuck right off. Also a proven fact that they age. And eat. RT @WhatTheFFacts: It's a proven fact that all lottery winners put on weight. 2:57 PM May 25th via web
  16. @AustinJLuse Yo, if you could text Gus and tell him I left him an urgent message on Facebook, that'd be cool. Thanks, diggity-dog. 4:14 PM May 23rd via web
  • Name Luredo Marbery
  • Location Not today, pedophiles!
  • Bio I'm actually a fifty-four year old woman named Linda.
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