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luke_winkie

  1. @seanoconnz actually kinda relieved someone else was praying for shit like that at the age of 15
  2. kinda want to eat Easy Bake Oven goods as an adult just to know how fucked up I was
  3. @andy_oconnor IMA GRIP N SIP
  4. @andy_oconnor what should I be drinking, don't say syrup
  5. there are currently two empty bottles of pellegrino around my computer desk. Am I doing it right?
  6. @jeremydlarson every chicken nugget tastes like silversun pickups
  7. @belazecker where you headed girl
  8. @rwilliamsfreep thanks for the shout man, dug your recap
  9. I don't know why we're all not just constantly retweeting Jose Canseco
  10. god Stankonia is just the best album
  11. I think the moment where you're old enough to turn down an aimless trip to the mall is a very important developmental moment
  12. hahaaaaaa this new "seen" feature on FB chat proves how little my friends put up with my bullshit
  13. is there any awesome slang/shorthand/generally hip terms for San Pellegrino?
  14. also drinking Pellegrino straight from the bottle, this is my manhattan bitches
  15. the degree in which Japandroids believe in their own bullshit just makes their whole band better
  16. there will never be a perfect album, but there will always be Kill For Love
  17. does Kanye have more great lines or embarrassing lines?
  18. seriously spent all day listening to the different versions of "Chicago"
  19. @CraigSJ nerd