Get short, timely messages from Luke Bowley.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @LukeMBowley.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow LukeMBowley to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

LukeMBowley

  1. Ralf Rangnick now the favourite to take over at West Brom, who, according to Wikipedia, is currently King of the Pixies. about 7 hours ago via web
  2. France really aren't as good as some people are making them out to be. I think England will beat them and maybe draw the other two games. about 11 hours ago via web
  3. I'm laying my cards on the table here. I think England will beat France in the first game at the Euro's. about 11 hours ago via web
  4. It's David Meyler's birthday today. Wonder where he'll go to celebrate... about 13 hours ago via web
  5. Simon Schama. A good man. 3:07 PM May 28th via web
  6. I'm going to do a sleep until the jubilee is over. The country might just be a bit more bearable then. 2:55 PM May 28th via web
  7. Gil Scott Heron was the man who did the voiceover for the Tango adverts!? 2:29 PM May 28th via web
  8. @lauraheslop @ajweatherhead @Freckles266 Yes, I'll agree with that. #freetheswollenfacedfour 2:27 PM May 28th via web in reply to lauraheslop
  9. Everyone shut up, Gil Scott Heron's on BBC2. 2:25 PM May 28th via web
  10. Eden Hazard has said he's joining the Champions League winner. He just hasn't said from which year yet... 1:50 PM May 28th via web
  11. @lauraheslop @Freckles266 @ajweatherhead My family thinks it's mumps. I think it oesophageal cancer, but then I do always think the worst. 1:47 PM May 28th via web in reply to lauraheslop
  12. @Freckles266 @lauraheslop Me and @ajweatherhead both have swollen glands as well. Something's gannin about! 1:03 PM May 28th via web in reply to Freckles266
  13. Or that the Queen would just laugh in her stupid, ugly face. 12:27 PM May 28th via web
  14. I'm not sure what she thought would happen if she got it wrong. Tower of London? Hung, drawn and quartered? 12:26 PM May 28th via web
  15. Some women earlier was on about how she had a panic attack because she was worried she would curtsey wrong in front of the Queen. 12:25 PM May 28th via web
  16. When I say humanity, I specifically mean English humanity. 12:24 PM May 28th via web
  17. If anyone wants to weep for humanity, turn on ITV now. 12:23 PM May 28th via web
  • Name Luke Bowley
  • Location Leeds/Sunderland
  • Bio You probably shouldn't follow me if your easily offended by reading things said by cunts.
443 Following 82 Followers 0 Listed
bleubird Gareth Aveyard el-p Nadia Kamil CPUvCPU Banksy Ideas John Jessica Hynes Krist Novoselic Cheryl Dickson Reviews of Life Claudia Winkleman Mr Ben David Thorne Pelé Bob Bamber Emma♡☮ Paint90sFootballers Star and Shadow CIC Aaron Paul Bryan Cranston RAWK Meltdown Shake Newcastle October Jones pleke Benoit Assou-Ekotto Emmanuel Eboue James Maw Alan Shearer's Eyes Stephen Merchant Julia Louis-Dreyfus Peter Glennie Titus Andronicus Fab Cafe Leeds BEACONS Jamie Shepherd