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"Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends."1:31 PM Mar 7thvia web
"Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly."8:06 PM Mar 6thvia web
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.1:44 AM Mar 6thvia web
What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness?You're in the wrong house.11:20 AM Feb 26thvia web
Steelers could opt for nose tackle: "You can't get to third down if you don't stop them on first and second down... bit.ly/w3xLFl7:09 AM Feb 26thvia twitterfeed
Why do men act like idiots?Who says they're acting?11:43 PM Feb 25thvia web
Whiteout conditions result in multiple accidents across region: Sudden bursts of snow created whiteout condition... bit.ly/x72eHp6:49 PM Feb 25thvia twitterfeed
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.12:06 PM Feb 25thvia web
Retired black teachers teach life lessons to McKeesport students: Garey Christian and fellow retirees Gerald Gra... bit.ly/AcNCwj5:13 AM Feb 25thvia twitterfeed
Evidence of dogfighting found in raid on Wilkinsburg home: Pittsburgh and Wilkinsburg police officers were joine... bit.ly/Adv6XN7:21 PM Feb 24thvia twitterfeed