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  1. Okay...release safety catch...*click*...aaanndd...*BANG!* ....Wow...who'd have thought a fly had so much blood in it?
  2. *huuurrrrkkk haaaaccckkkk aaaacccckkkk* ...Sorry, just dealing with a hairball...
  3. Hell, maybe I'd get more followers if I did a new update once every fifteen seconds, rather than once every fifteen years... :p
  4. Just been reading abouttwitter fakers who pretend to be someone else...maybe I'll get more followers if I pretend to be me? :)
  5. Was gonna kill my account; but I'll give it another go as it's suddenly become cool... Trouble is, I don't think thoughts - I think essays!
  6. Kinda figures, though, seeing as I specialise in unending streams of convoluted bullsh*t...
  7. Chr*st - who would've thought thinking up random comments could be so hard?
  8. Man, I'm exhausted - these days, seems I spend even longer than my usual 16 hours a day asleep! Guess that's severe brain damage for you...
  9. Honk honk, snort snort, mutter mutter... Well, it's been ages since I last made a post, so I figured I'd better say SOMETHING!
  10. Ta QueensSpeech for the cool plug - always gives me pleasure when I succeed in luring another unsuspecting fly into my web of delights...
  11. Mann, morgens, das ich bohrte... Ich muß WIRKLICH herauf den Esel mit einem grossem Bügel-auf bumsen!
  12. Save energy - kill yourself...
  13. I am down...down down, dooby doo, comma comma, dash dash, dick dick...
  14. Oh, sweethearts; I'm just a tranny trapped in a trannyfucker's body...
  15. And the beat goes on, and the beat goes on... (What is this, a place for paying homage to song lyrics? In this case, Talking Heads... :) )
  16. Though I gotta admit, I'm still shaking over the very fact of having blown such a large (for me) dose of cash... :p
  17. Just spent £80 on Ebay on a Super 8 sound projector - delighted I've now got the piece of kit I need to transfer my cut-up films to video!
  18. I SHOULD be doing some work - but right now, I think I'm just gonna go and have a doze. Zzzzzzzzzz....
  19. Kick out the jams...or something like that, anyhow...
  20. Well, a few more things than that, but still...