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Glad everyone liked the movie script I dreamt up last night. Check my timeline from this morning, while I was idling outside a car rental. about 1 hour ago via TweetList Pro
Film ends with two detectives chasing Cumberbatch along river bank. He ends up killing one and sparing the other as he's "rich and varied". about 3 hours ago via TweetList Pro from Hounslow, London
Cumberbatch's character ends up quizzing people about their traits and hobbies. If they sound "too 2D", he ends up killing them. about 3 hours ago via TweetList Pro
I had a dream where Benedict Cumberbatch played an unhinged character, trying to prove which people weren't creations of a script writer. about 3 hours ago via TweetList Pro from Ealing, London
lexingtondymock Dear Neighbour, I'm sorry if your heart is broken, but playing 'Unbreak My Heart' (the remix) on repeat at 7am ain't going to mend it. about 4 hours ago via web Retweeted by LudditeWebDev and 1 other
I'm up way too early to be standing outside a car rental place in Chiswick. about 3 hours ago via TweetList Pro from Ealing, London
sturdyAlex Someone PLEASE remind Duncan that he said £64k he gets as an MP was "living on rations" and "being treated like shit". #bbcqt about 12 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by LudditeWebDev and 48 others
@Erica_Jane_MP :P about 12 hours ago via web in reply to Erica_Jane_MP
charltonbrooker @BTCare I need you to go through my reply feed and help every single person who's complained about BT. about 19 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to BTCare Retweeted by LudditeWebDev and 30 others
BTCare @danbsfc Thanks for that @charltonbrooker Hi what do you need help with? about 19 hours ago via Debatescape Retweeted by LudditeWebDev and 5 others
Two Tories and one Lib Dem. Damn that lefty biased BBC again. #BBCQT about 12 hours ago via TweetList Pro
Victoria Coren's on #BBCQT. I'll watch it. She'll make it amusing at the very least. about 12 hours ago via web
Do I watch #BBCQT or do I hit myself in the face with a shovel that has the grinning face of the Grim Reaper on it? about 12 hours ago via web
@DickMandrake I dunno, man, but I'm with @jamesmoran on this, I'm helpless with laughter. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to DickMandrake
jamesmoran Oh. My. God. So fucking turned on right now. RT @Glinner: RT @HuffingtonPost Is this photo of Kim Kardashian TOO sexy? yfrog.com/obpibctj about 13 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by LudditeWebDev and 11 others
@Glinner @hellycake I can't feel my legs. *faints* @HuffingtonPost about 13 hours ago via web in reply to Glinner
@BertieFox Of course! about 13 hours ago via web in reply to BertieFox
A bit cheeky that last tweet. @rizmc is probably better known for "Four Lions" than @charltonbrooker's "Dead Set". But it's all good! :) about 13 hours ago via web
"Blade Runner" inspired video from @rizmc for song 'Dark Hearts'. You may know him from @charltonbrooker's "Dead Set". ow.ly/bgGQ6 about 14 hours ago via web
And you can fuck off as well, Union Jack bunting. about 16 hours ago via TweetList Pro

Name Chris Nicholson
Location iPhone: 51.506101,-0.244939
Web http://www.chris-...
Bio Luddite web developer, who also develops search engines. Charming and witty when I put my mind to it. Forrest Gump 2.0: Web Developer Remix. Ex-psychologist.