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Why do people who brag about their vast intellect have nothing worthwhile to say? 'You're so short.' Glad you could deduce that for me DICK.4:40 PM May 30thvia web
NotebookYou will not get what you truly deserve if you're too attached to things you're supposed to let go of.3:18 PM May 29thvia SocialOomphRetweeted by Lucysajoke and 2639 others
Just saw some gratuitous sex scenes from Game of Thrones. Okay, why the fuck are these women waxed?3:45 PM May 29thvia web
Waking up to Bob Ross every morning is a great way to beat those morning blues.4:09 AM May 29thvia web
Another exciting day at work. Had to watch the manager put shit down a food preparation only sink. Kill me.4:34 PM May 25thvia web
Imagine if a huge asteroid was just about to collide with earth that the scientists didn't bother to OHFUCKHEREITCOMESTELLMYFAMILYILOVE--4:26 PM May 25thvia web