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Lucysajoke

  1. @borismuller YES!! :D He's a tool. Always bragging about going to a real uni and studying a real subject. To a room full of GCSE dropouts.
  2. Why do people who brag about their vast intellect have nothing worthwhile to say? 'You're so short.' Glad you could deduce that for me DICK.
  3. Split shift today. kill everything.
  4. @rebeckyparsel WAHEY! I can't wait either! Let's sip cider by the seeea
  5. Just saw some gratuitous sex scenes from Game of Thrones. Okay, why the fuck are these women waxed?
  6. Waking up to Bob Ross every morning is a great way to beat those morning blues.
  7. Walt, stop being so bloody hostile! COME AWN.
  8. Seeing Moonrise Kingdom today. Bit skeptical, but I'm sure Wes will successfully woo me like he always does.
  9. Aw. yfrog.com/nwbpkzxnj
  10. Whoever thought it would be okay to put moustaches on everything from necklaces to t-shirts should die.
  11. @LeoFedorcio Good man. Bill Gates would be outraged. :D
  12. Unfortunately it looked quite sombre... yfrog.com/kf1nyzjj
  13. I've just realised that most tweets stripped down usually translate to 'Everybody's a dickhead 'cept me.' Interesting find.
  14. @THEDOOMCANNON Black Eyed-- ARGH. How... are you...doing th...at...*gasp*
  15. Another exciting day at work. Had to watch the manager put shit down a food preparation only sink. Kill me.
  16. Imagine if a huge asteroid was just about to collide with earth that the scientists didn't bother to OHFUCKHEREITCOMESTELLMYFAMILYILOVE--