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  1. ...who will undoubtedly be back with some rustly sweets in a minute 1:21 PM Nov 20th from txt
  2. 2nd interval of La Traviata, man next to me opted to stand at back to escape scratching person... 1:21 PM Nov 20th from txt
  3. 1st interval of La Traviata, someone behind me has fleas, stop scratching! 11:52 AM Nov 20th from txt
  4. Now people I don't know pop up in my feed like spam because someone I do know has Retweeted them. How can 'like spam' be a feature? 11:46 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. Aargh I'm BETA. I'm in the beta group for Twitter's 'you won't believe it's a Retweet' Retweet feature. For god's sake do not Retweet this! 11:44 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. Girl on bus. "After New Moon I have nothing left to look forward to." Icy plunge into the Thames it is then. 5:13 AM Nov 19th from txt
  7. Things you don't need at the opera: foil-wrapped lollies, fizzy pop, Maltesers. Seriously people! 2:41 PM Nov 18th from txt
  8. One of them should stop for a minute & take the knife off her before Act II. 12:32 PM Nov 18th from txt
  9. Interval of Madame Butterfly. Servants slide paper screens every 12 seconds. 12:31 PM Nov 18th from txt
  10. Funnier. I meant funnier. 4:04 PM Nov 14th from web
  11. Which would be crueler? 4:04 PM Nov 14th from web
  12. My cat is in a plastic bag. Can't decide between prodding it to make her jump or just waiting for her to roll off the bed. 4:04 PM Nov 14th from web
  13. Today I've given blood, eaten chocolate Brazil nuts and watched my umbrella sail away over Waterloo Bridge. A good and socially useful day. 10:33 AM Nov 14th from web
  14. The Virgin Mary of punk http://bit.ly/a8G9s 10:34 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. I want those boots http://bit.ly/ofVAu 10:33 AM Nov 13th from web
  16. Love Poly http://bit.ly/UI4Oq 10:33 AM Nov 13th from web
  17. There isn't nearly enough of this these days http://bit.ly/S9vqD 10:18 AM Nov 13th from web
  18. Mail order blackjacks, fruit salads, sherbet dabs & white mice have arrived. Now only need coconut mushrooms & my happiness will be complete 10:47 AM Nov 12th from web
  19. Now officially what I want for Christmas http://bit.ly/4eOa10 1:55 PM Nov 11th from web
  20. Honestly, is that what criminals do now, steal your credit card and buy flying saucers and sherbet fountains? 3:13 PM Nov 10th from web
  • Name Lucy Tyler
  • Location London
  • Web http://lucytyler....
  • Bio Don't vote for spending cuts. Public debt is lower than almost any time since 1750.
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