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LucyJHaslam

@Kirstyjohnson93 NOOOOO!! D: (I actually did just come because of you guys but I like to believe in my heart that I did something? haha :D ) about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kirstyjohnson93
@EmmaDudley_ I just had an even better business plan! We trade the organs for gold, get Cash for Gold. GOLD PRICES ARE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
@EmmaDudley_ HOW ARE WE NOT MILLIONAIRES ALREADY?!? #watchoutforfoxes about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
@EmmaDudley_ don't forget the kidneys! That's where the money's at. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
@EmmaDudley_ I'm pretty sure selling human organs on the black market is a legitimate business opportunity. WE'RE IN!! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
@EmmaDudley_ And they take it over by making people ride ponies to parties which can only be funded by HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN. Eh? Eh? about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
@EmmaDudley_ ME AND MY SANDWICHES ARE COMING FOR YOU. Wow. This whole conversation would make a great horror movie! Brilliant. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
@EmmaDudley_ Yes. Yes they did. They gave me the energy to continually stalk people for money. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
I only had one more day to go and I went and broke the Head Girl illusion of productivity. #crap about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I'd like to point out that there was a point in me attending Entertainment Committee aside from the fact that all my friends were there. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@EmmaDudley_ EMMA WE BOTH KNOW THE ONLY THING I DID IN ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE WAS EAT SANDWICHES REALLY LOUDY. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
@EmmaDudley_ GOD DAMN. EMMA WE JUST FINALISED THE BOOKING OF 50 RHINOS FOR PROM. JESUS. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
@EmmaDudley_ ah I see! Well, in that case then... Nope. Still no ponies at prom, I'm afraid. Though it is tearing me apart inside. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
CharSwinhoe Thank you @newbold6thform for the delicious pizza at dinner! :D about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by LucyJHaslam and 1 other
@EmmaDudley_ WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT. I didn't say ANYTHING about ponies. Emma, how can I ever meet your expectations?!?? *dies in a corner* about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
@EmmaDudley_ *sob sob sob* (tears of happiness this time) about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
@steve_asmith haha sorry Steven- I was totally out of it today! I'm glad it's in safe hands till tomorrow :) about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to steve_asmith
@steve_asmith Steven, do you still have the book I gave you in art today? I couldn't find it and started panicking haha :D about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@EmmaDudley_ Emma, I'm pretty sure in my yearbook you wrote something implying that if there weren't ponies at prom you would hate me.*sob* about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to EmmaDudley_
My mum hasn't realised yet that the towel I took with me to Berlin, isn't actually the one I brought back with me... about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone