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  1. The BBC has done a small film on me - just in time for the 75th birthday. http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00nlxxw/b00nlxwj
  2. Is it Jervis? Or Gervase? Or, as some of the riff-raff call themselves, Jerv. Should that be Gerv? As in, I presume, "What's up, Gerv'nor?"
  3. Moving in a hurry? Check This Out For Cheap Deliveries - Use Lorries Going There Anyway: http://www.shiply.com http://twitpic.com/5cvai
  4. Lord Lucan now appearing at Wigtown's Got Talent on Saturday, September 26. Who's giving me these duff dates? As bad as my piano-playing.
  5. At Wigtown's Got Talent I'm up against Louis de Bernieres. Him on his mandolin. Moi on my piano. September 25. May the best writer win.
  6. Lord Lucan is making his first public recital in 35 years - at the Wigtown's Got Talent contest, September 25. He will also attempt a joke.
  7. And another thing my grandmother used to say. Parents please note: First time funny. Second time boring. Third time - SMACK!
  8. In December, I shall be 75. Not many people to celebrate with. As my grandmother used to say, I shall become "fusionless with drink".
  9. It costs around £7,000 to buy a fake passport. But you do need to know the wrong people. And, just like dad ... they've got to keep mum.
  10. Oh to be at the Oval to see the last of Flintoff. Instead, I must watch the cricket on the box; one of the downsides of being a fugitive.
  11. There's a magazine, Hedge magazine, which has a large and unflattering article about me. It costs £25 a pop. £25! It's madness!
  12. I am 74. I have not aged well. Too much sun and too much booze. And I never moisturised. The crow's feet on my eyes are eagle's talons.
  13. Lord Lucan will be popping in to the Wigtown Book Festival - Saturday, September 26, noon. Buy his book and receive a free drink in return!
  14. The Defence Secretary, Bob Ainsworth, has not done any favours to Moustaches. I believe the man's a clown. My 'tache, on the other hand ...
  15. Mai Haiku: I return to England for two weeks. One single day of sun. I give up.
  16. Hot from the Fourth Plinth, I'm appearing tonight in ... Hampshire. Oxley's book-shop, Alresford, 6.30pm. Come one, come all! Drinks on me!
  17. Lord Lucan: The Plinth of Darkneth - Thursday, 4pm to 5pm, Trafalgar Sqaure
  18. Mai Haiku: A moustache: A finicky adornment. Mine 'twas grey, but blacked up now.
  19. http://bit.ly/2HKnvG
  20. I've been outed by the Sunday Telegraph! Picture and all - complete with my MCC club tie. I'd forgotten I was even a member!