LucasSchmitt
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"If i was a midget i'd ride a sheep" -- @
1:20 PM Apr 13th
via txt
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My mom gets a little bit bitchy when I practice my throat singing in the living room.
4:23 AM Mar 29th
via Twitter for iPhone
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always smooth..........
10:41 PM Feb 19th
via web
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Mr. VanderWeerdt "Ill take your laptop....." Tyler Smith "Ill hit you!!!!"
6:38 AM Feb 15th
via web
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Yeah she is.
1:26 PM Feb 9th
via web
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who wants to go sledding?
12:20 PM Jan 22nd
via web
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Dear Santa, define naughty.......
11:55 AM Dec 11th, 2011
via web
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and all the girlies say that is pretty fly for a white guy
1:44 PM Dec 6th, 2011
via web
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life lessons:
don't let a bald man borrow your comb
never fry bacon without a shirt on
don't hire to fluff your garfield
12:59 PM Dec 6th, 2011
via web
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knocks me out with his american thighs
12:43 PM Dec 6th, 2011
via web
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can put on chapstick without looking gay
11:48 AM Dec 6th, 2011
via web
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can teach you, but he'll have to charge
10:54 AM Dec 6th, 2011
via web
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guns don't kill people, kills people, with guns.....
10:46 AM Dec 6th, 2011
via web
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is bad like the movie attack of the clone, and he dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home
10:45 AM Dec 6th, 2011
via web
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keeps on knockin but he can't come in
10:44 AM Dec 6th, 2011
via web
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is the OG of SWAG!!!!!!
10:12 AM Dec 6th, 2011
via web
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wants to sit on my lap and tell me what he wants for christmas
9:01 AM Dec 6th, 2011
via web
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it has been brought to my attention that my account has been hacked. Please disregard any past tweets.
3:47 PM Nov 24th, 2011
via web
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I gave a lot today
3:36 PM Nov 24th, 2011
via web
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........... still gay
3:32 PM Nov 24th, 2011
via web
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